A day where you give ur girlfriend a hoodie! You have to put ur best cologne on the hoodie before giving to her.Trust me she will be so happy that she doesnt have to ask!
Guy:”Hey babe heres my hoodie”
Girl:”aww baby why did u give it to me though i didnt ask for it?”
Guy:”i gave it to u because its National give ur girl a hoodie day”
Girl:”aww baby why did u give it to me though i didnt ask for it?”
Guy:”i gave it to u because its National give ur girl a hoodie day”
by Top 10 fails November 19, 2020

Bartender: what can I get ya?
Girl: six bad girl sprites please
Bartender: Black Cherry or Pineapple?
Girl: no one likes black cherry. Six pineapple por favor!
Girl: six bad girl sprites please
Bartender: Black Cherry or Pineapple?
Girl: no one likes black cherry. Six pineapple por favor!
by ablair05 November 14, 2020

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by LightPoleDildo August 23, 2020

a girl who listens to “london underground” music .. even if its mainstream. she glazes feng and fakemink and you will find her at every brixton jamm show. she swears she was a “weird kid” but bullies other girls. has a minimum of 5 bodies and shes still mutuals with all of them on instagram. has a 10 gauge septum and “daddy issues”. definitely has a picture with feng and was somehow an og listener to your favourite artist. she studies a dead end subject at college (media or some sort of art). she claims shes creative - you have never seen her create anything except broken relationships. asianfishes. definition of a female manipulator. she lovesss hello kitty and probably has 7 evil talking stages. has a low followers/following ratio. she has jaded london pieces (studded anything) she also claims to be alternative but i promise she doesn’t listen to anything heavier than MSI. definitely indulges in all substances (ket.) . shes the worst person youve ever met.
“Look at that girl in fluffy boots with the massive septum and microbangs!!! She’s such an underground girl… but i want her so bad”
by phreshestboy August 27, 2025
