When you're commenting puns back and forth with people on social media sites, blogs, comments, etc. Specifically competing to try and "out-pun" the other commentators.
I was in such a huge pun war with that girl on twitter. I couldn't lose because that would be an upsetting "PUN"-ishment.
by cheaptickehtome December 17, 2013

A war that occurs once a year on dates such as 9/9/09 and 10/10/10. the War of 1337 is when clans from all over the world use Halo to prove who is 1337, or Elite.
dude. i just pwned this n00b.
you might want to do that more, considering the War of 1337 is next week. level up.
you might want to do that more, considering the War of 1337 is next week. level up.
by VehementScythe1337 October 1, 2010

that one friend who will not go quietly into the night. who is not an expendable asset no matter how much of a nuisance he or she might be.
roger: can you come to my house again. we are grilling again.
doger: yea
roger: we have to some our chores first and shovel some dog shit in my kennels
doger: ok. what should i bring for dinner.
roger: just some chicken or bratts. the kids get so excited when you come.
doger: (in his own mind: what???). Okay be right over.
roger's wife: is he coming again ? this unwanted friend of ours??
doger: do not speak about my friend that way. he is a war hero from work. they drew first blood. be nice to him.
doger: yea
roger: we have to some our chores first and shovel some dog shit in my kennels
doger: ok. what should i bring for dinner.
roger: just some chicken or bratts. the kids get so excited when you come.
doger: (in his own mind: what???). Okay be right over.
roger's wife: is he coming again ? this unwanted friend of ours??
doger: do not speak about my friend that way. he is a war hero from work. they drew first blood. be nice to him.
by batman_d1 August 10, 2012

When two people are not friends on Facebook, yet they take stabs at each other through their status updates, making them public for the other party to see.
Facebook Wars:
Mary Smith: Really hates when people like YOU stalk my page, get a life and quit stalking mine!
Jane Doe: Your life is not THAT interesting for me to stalk, get over yourself!
Mary Smith: Really hates when people like YOU stalk my page, get a life and quit stalking mine!
Jane Doe: Your life is not THAT interesting for me to stalk, get over yourself!
by Laughing at Everyone January 12, 2012

A game mode in battlefield 1 in which one retreats to when the game mode conquest can not be played well due to some irrelevant cause such as tanks.
by Warpigeonlord11 November 12, 2016

A salutation used by members and veterans of the Third Batallion, Eight Infantry Division of the United States Army. This proud unit stood ready in Germany to defend against soviet aggression during the ubiquitous Cold War.
by Meattruck August 31, 2015

a big gay defensive lineman. They run away from blockers and play patty cake with each other. And they all deny that they are war mammas. They wish that they were war daddies
by Billy Bob Barlow January 13, 2009
