underbling

uterine jewelry, better known as an intrauterine contraceptive device (iud)

I'm going to the gynecologist today to get my underbling inspected.

by gefion October 18, 2010

Underwater gummy

1. an act of oral copulation involving the insertion of the penis into the toothless orifice of a female geriatric, whereupon, with her head completely submerged underwater, the act consummates with the geriatric fully satiated with seminal fluid

2. the imbibing of semen, from the male member, entirely underwater, in a jacuzzi or pool, by a feeble, elderly female.

Ex.:"I was about to climax into this bitch's mouth, when her Gma sauntered out, told the cunt to move over, grabbed my prick, and started sucking it to high-heaven, without ever coming up for a fuckin' breath of fresh air; the bitch gave me a fuckin' underwater gummy!"

by Michelleobama42 September 2, 2014

Underfag

A person who is a huge fan of the indie game Undertale or Deltarune.

Dude 1: "Why does your friend always go on DeviantArt for Undertale fan art?"

Dude 2: "Oh, he's an Underfag. He raves about it like it's the best game in the world."

by That2000'sKid August 3, 2019

Carry Underwood

A homonym of the popular American Idol star, this phrase describes the act of tucking one's boner into one's waistband to hide an erection. This was described in the popular movie Superbad, when Jonah Hill's character, Seth, remarks, "I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hinds it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton."

This elastic waistband helps me carry underwood around hot chicks without looking creepy.

by Parkinsons August 5, 2008

you understand that right

This phrase is used for clarification, however it is commonly unnecessary. People using this phrase either show complete dominance over whomever they may be talking to OR if used incorrectly, this person will exemplify the definition of douche bag or tool.

The difference between correct and incorrect usage is very subtle and may depend on many variables such as delivery of the phrase (timing and vocal inflection), the person delivering the statement (the more nerdy/gay the worse), and the appropriate usage is important as well.

Correct Usage:

Me: "So Ryan, you need to wash your fucking dishes because the kitchen smells like shit... you understand that, right?
Ryan: "SIR YES SIR!"

Incorrect Usage:

Ryan (nerdy/high pitched voice and heavy breathing while simultaneously stuffing his face with Cheetos): "If you don't wash your hands before you eat you could contaminate the forks, dishes, and even the food! Oh my God that would totalllllly ruin supper, you understand that right?"
Me: "Shut the fuck up, pussy."

by Jimmy Bay February 5, 2010

Talk Under Wet Concrete

Someone who continually talks and won'd shut the fuck up and could literally continue talking if they were under wet concrete.

Generally they also suffer from verbal diarrhoea

That chick just wouldn't shut up.

yeah no shit, she could talk under wet concrete

by Davros01 July 8, 2010

Duck Under Go Behind

A duck under go behind is when your at a party and you disappear. Your long gone before anyone misses you. Sneaking out of the House and easing back in where not to be caught. Its Telling everyone your leaving to go buy beer and you wind up at a different party. Its a duck under go Behind! LOL When you have a work day at the house with beer and that one person shows up and drinks a few beers and leaves the work to everyone else.

She asked me for a ride to the next party and I did a duck under go behind. Her drunk ass wasn't going with me anywhere!

by EdgeMyLiving May 20, 2018