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Cross Country

A very fun sport that requires a god-like mentality. Is available from middle school through college. Those who run cross country are absolute gods and are, by definition, chads. They don't care what others think and strive for self-improvement. It is definitely a sport like no other. The team is very friendly and respectful because they understand the sport. Those who shit on the sport don't even remotely know the pain and grit that cross country runners endure, and this is speaking from personal experience. They are true athletes, meaning they have an everlasting dedication to the sport. The team consists of the most physically fit people you will ever lay your eyes upon. The training is painful, from core exercises to tempos. Other sports cancel practices due to weather, but not cross country, oh no. They'll train in a fucking hurricane hailstorm hybrid. The day before a race, they will hold an event known as a pasta party where you eat a lot of pasta to carb up for it. The races are 5 kilometers long (3.1 miles) most of the time and are on terrain (steep hills, mud, dirt, etc). Once you're done running the race, you get runner's high and feel insanely good. All in all, Cross Country goes hard and is worth it!
Person 1: Hey have you heard of Cross Country?
Person 2: Yes. It's literally just running.
Person 1: No it's not. It's about self-improvement and bettering yourself.
by PixelatedRetro September 10, 2022
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country salute

He saw jimmy at the bar and game 'em the ole country salute.
by city-slicker October 9, 2023
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Cross Country

The best sport EVER EXISTED. By running Cross Country a human will transcend pass the normal human state and become undefeatable in life. In order to survive the practices and meets, you need to absolutely believe in your coach because he/she has been through this kind of practice and is now a metahuman. However, once you survive a few seasons of Cross Country, you will start to transcend like your coach and captain have experienced before you. What are you waiting for? Join Cross Country and start making your life better right NOW!
A: "Why does Kurtis never fail in anything he does?"

B: "He coaches Cross Country and he was a varsity Cross Country runner."
A: "Oh really? Where can I sign up for Cross Country? I need that in my life RIGHT NOW!!!!"
by feelsDepressed November 4, 2017
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The Whole Country Of Japan Is A Borough Because Of Bronx Residents In 10457-2215-2219 For Prefectures And Provinces
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country simp

A douche who makes him or herself over to be something they are not to legally emigrate into a country.
Doug did a shit ton of plastic surgery to country simp his way into Hondures.
by Tiberius Doohan November 15, 2021
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Jerkass Country

Any country that is stereotyped as having more rude people than nice people.
Countries that are stereotyped as a jerkass country include France, Poland and the United States, but of course not everyone from them are assholes. There's douchey people everywhere no matter what country you're from.
by CelticEagle February 17, 2019
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Twittle Twitter Twat The Raisonette Country (Croatia)
by Twittlerio February 1, 2025
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