Swamp Donkey

A Canadian term used to describe a Moose in the wild.

Guy: what’s with all this traffic?
Other guy: it’s probably all these American tourists trying to get a picture of a swamp donkey off the side of the road.
Guy: fuck this

by Walkerjet April 11, 2020

Swamp donkey

Attention whore

Savannah dexter is a swamp donkey

by Nfg promotions September 12, 2020

Swamp Donkey

Man with very large sized hands.

Look at that incredible specimen of a man, he's such a swamp donkey.

by Ajbonham January 22, 2018

Swamp donkey

Refers to a nasty and dirty man or women who you don't like, that tries to act like they are a bad ass. A swamp donkey usually is overweight and wears clothes two sizes to small. They are also usually raised in a trailer park

"Have you seen Becky, she's dressed like a hoe and and being really bitchy"

"Ugh she's such a swamp donkey"
Gross trailer park Dirty swamp donkey

by just a girl in waiting May 03, 2016

Swamp Donkey

A sweaty, nasty penis... but a big one at that.

She took my swamp donkey up her layman’s entrance.

by Richard Kingstong October 18, 2019

Swamp Donkey

Country boy's dirty, smelly automobile resembling a swamp creature.

Whoa that truck is a big ole swamp donkey dirt pit cess pool foul

by Mellyaura March 10, 2018

swamp donkey

a swamp donkey is a lazy or slow person who likes winking at people of the same sex.

she is such a swampdonkey pitchin woo on the job and not keepin up

by big e October 21, 2003