Rusty Trombone

When you use an extra long bendy straw to blow cocaine up your own butthole

My nose was so clogged that I had to rusty trombone the rest of my eight ball.

by RustyBone January 10, 2019

rusty cheeseburger

The Act of fisting a girl in her ass with a cheeseburger then eating it.

I'm hungry and horny, lets have ourselves a rusty cheeseburger

by JustTooChewy August 1, 2015

A Rusty Spoon

Spooning with your girlfriend when she is on her period.

Man #1: I didn't want it, but Jessica gave me A Rusty Spoon last night.
Man #2: Ugghh, that sounds terrible!

by InvictusTotalis June 13, 2016

rusty lopez

while master bating with an oxidized iron pipe insert pinky into anal cavity and smear fecal matter across upper lip.

i walked into my BEQ and my roomate was giving himself a rusty lopez....so i joined him

by trent malibu July 29, 2012

rusty hotdog

When you and your girl do anal without proper preparation and on the pullout there's poop left over on your dick.

Man, me and my girl tried anal the other day and she gave me a rusty hotdog.

by WrinkleWinkieTwinklez March 10, 2017

Rusty bubble

It's a fart

It's inevitable that someone in a packed room will drop a rusty bubble

by Gerry A Trik November 23, 2017

A Rusty Venture

A sexual act when a man fucks a girl in the ass and gets shit all over a dick. When the man is close to cumming he pulls out, jacks off on their chest, and then licks it off.

"Last night I gave A Rusty Venture to Sherri". "Dude, you are nasty".

by Commanderjoker November 25, 2010