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maria was a 19-year old virgin with a boyfriend named thomas. maria wanted to have sex with thomas, but wanted it to be special. she waited for their 5 month anniversary and invited him to her house. her parents were out of town so it was the perfect oppurtunity. thomas knocked on the door and maria answered in pink lingerie.
thomas: w-what's this?
maria: dont talk, just sex
maria closed the door and lead him over to the bed. she slipped her one-piece off and threw it to the side. she carefully unzipped his zipper while he took his shirt off. she slid down to his 8-inch monster cock and started sucking. he moaned loudly and touched her breasts. he threw her on the bed and he got her in the 69-position. he licked her clitoris and she let out and ear-piercing shriek. "oh thats so good thomas do it again do it again" after many minutes of sucking they switched to missionary. thomas stuck his dick into maria and thrusted in and out. she rubbed her clitoris as he thrusted in and out. she had and orgasam and her eyes rolled back into her head. they switched to cowgirl and thomas cummed inside her tight pussy. they went had 4 more orgasams combined and then went to sleep and had more hot sex the next morning.
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thomas: w-what's this?
maria: dont talk, just sex
maria closed the door and lead him over to the bed. she slipped her one-piece off and threw it to the side. she carefully unzipped his zipper while he took his shirt off. she slid down to his 8-inch monster cock and started sucking. he moaned loudly and touched her breasts. he threw her on the bed and he got her in the 69-position. he licked her clitoris and she let out and ear-piercing shriek. "oh thats so good thomas do it again do it again" after many minutes of sucking they switched to missionary. thomas stuck his dick into maria and thrusted in and out. she rubbed her clitoris as he thrusted in and out. she had and orgasam and her eyes rolled back into her head. they switched to cowgirl and thomas cummed inside her tight pussy. they went had 4 more orgasams combined and then went to sleep and had more hot sex the next morning.
now maria has a great sex story to tell her friends
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