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by Lapford Mafia November 01, 2020
you can get your entire hand inside your pussy and fell my cock fucking your ass. My cock explosed cum inside your ass and you got your second orgasm. you sit down facing me and start to likc me clean. You continue sucking my cock so that the guys see me blowing a third load...the biggest one on your boobs face and in your mouth. The two guys cum in the sand. get dressed and leave. We kiss dress yup and I go back to the beach while you get back to your house because you got what you wanted.
im so hard writing this dirty story example right now
im so hard writing this dirty story example right now
by The random random May 18, 2022
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by yomismo July 28, 2008
When you tell a funny story and the person you told it to repeats it as if it happened to them or in third person.
Burglary of your funny story.
Burglary of your funny story.
by Lueisms August 24, 2022
The perpetual tendency to tell bad stories. There is always one person in a group who rambles about some bullshit that happened in their boring life, completely oblivious to the disinterest of those around. Those unlucky enough to be recipients of the seemingly endless Verbal Diarrhea are forced to cough up an occasional polite 'Mm-hmm' and 'Interesting'.
Severe cases of Shit Story Syndrome result in prolonged uncomfortable silences, quick change of topic, and the infamous 'cool story bro'.
Severe cases of Shit Story Syndrome result in prolonged uncomfortable silences, quick change of topic, and the infamous 'cool story bro'.
'I don't think I can withstand a long coach journey with Sarah, her stories are just awful and I won't have the stamina to pretend to enjoy them for eight hours straight.'
'Yeah, she has Shit Story Syndrome.'
'Yeah, she has Shit Story Syndrome.'
by Alkjjhhg May 27, 2016