Think blumpkin, but different. The chick is the one taking a dump, but you're still the one getting your dick sucked. It's never your first choice, or second for that matter. Its more of a last resort.
If she's not doing a good enough job just go ahead and face fuck her, its a completely acceptable variation and probably better for both of you.
If she's not doing a good enough job just go ahead and face fuck her, its a completely acceptable variation and probably better for both of you.
Jaclyn's alarm didn't go off and she was running the risk of not making her flight. Anthony knew that if he wanted to get his dick sucked that morning he'd have to settle for a stinky plum.
by Djinbo September 4, 2016

person 1: Ha
Ha ha
Ha
Ha ha
Ha
Ha
I'm at the Pizza Hut
What?
I'm at the Taco Bell
What?
I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell
I'm at the Pizza Hut
What?
I'm at the Taco Bell
Naw
I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell
Wait... we're at the Pizza Hut
What?
We're at the Taco Bell
What?
We're at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell
We at the Pizza Hut
No
We at the Taco Bell
No
We at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell
Ha
Ha ha
Ha
Ha ha
person 2:stfu resident stinky
Ha ha
Ha
Ha ha
Ha
Ha
I'm at the Pizza Hut
What?
I'm at the Taco Bell
What?
I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell
I'm at the Pizza Hut
What?
I'm at the Taco Bell
Naw
I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell
Wait... we're at the Pizza Hut
What?
We're at the Taco Bell
What?
We're at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell
We at the Pizza Hut
No
We at the Taco Bell
No
We at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell
Ha
Ha ha
Ha
Ha ha
person 2:stfu resident stinky
by Joe bidens massage therapist October 21, 2020

aka Pinkeye, aka Conjunctivitis.
"Stinky Shit-eye" because conjunctivitis *can* be caused by fecal matter (human shit) making contact with your eyes.
"Stinky Shit-eye" because conjunctivitis *can* be caused by fecal matter (human shit) making contact with your eyes.
by DARKFiB3R June 14, 2019

by smegmatary June 18, 2025

by Velocityistaken December 18, 2023

Person 1: "Hey dude-"
Person 2: "Yeah?"
Person 1: "You beaten Sekiro yet?"
Person 2: "No..."
Person 1: "Damn, that stinks."
Person 2: "Very stinky, it is."
Person 1: "The big stink, some might say."
Person 2: "Yeah?"
Person 1: "You beaten Sekiro yet?"
Person 2: "No..."
Person 1: "Damn, that stinks."
Person 2: "Very stinky, it is."
Person 1: "The big stink, some might say."
by The Skepp May 6, 2023
