Slam cannon is when you take 80 Viagra and race it to see which happens first you die of heart attack or you fuck so hard your dick falls off.
by SansT.skeleton December 12, 2020

1. When sleep overtakes you and you can no longer keep your eyes open.
2. A defined hour to head to bed, e.g. 10pm is bedtime.
2. A defined hour to head to bed, e.g. 10pm is bedtime.
by Rags1949 April 18, 2021

When you have chlamydia you fuck a girl and tell her you have chlamydia when you already came inside her and wait untill you get slapped.
by Sheeproaders April 5, 2019

The female version of teabagging in which the vagina is forcefully slammed down on one's face, usually to establish dominance.
by TrueStory0418 September 26, 2021

a brutal take down move that one jewish twin performs on the other twin during the week of Chanukah, thus move consits of one twin pinning his/her twin to the ground and sitting on their face while the other twin eats out their anus
twin #1: i’m about to jewish choke slam the sh*t out of you right now
twin #2: not if i get you on the ground first
twin #2: not if i get you on the ground first
by Long dick style69 December 5, 2018

The act of consuming copious amounts of potent pre-workout, in hopes of achieving a skin splitting pump and great workout only for you to end up spending most of your training time on the toilet, in gastrointestinal distress. Resulting in diarrhea, with anus ripping, chainsaw farts, followed by essentially urinating out of your ass.
I was mid rep, on my PR, when I had to scratch the weights, rush to the locker room and take a huge gym slam.
by NB11B April 26, 2021

When one lowers a vehicle until it drags it's nuts. Typically on shitty coil overs and steel wheels with no hubcaps.
#dookieslammed
#dookieslammed
by Zombiediver January 5, 2017
