A Rusty Spoon

Spooning with your girlfriend when she is on her period.

Man #1: I didn't want it, but Jessica gave me A Rusty Spoon last night.
Man #2: Ugghh, that sounds terrible!

by InvictusTotalis June 13, 2016

Rusty Skiff

When one leaves their boner out exposed to the elements for too long causing corrosion of the penis.

Josh: Hey, Ryan your boner has been out for a while now.

Ryan: So?

Josh: well you better unload soon or you might get a rusty skiff.

by Poopstain2000 October 23, 2012

rusty box

a red headed's vagina

Last night, I spent hours licking her rusty box.

by JoeMama420 March 23, 2011

Rusty BuZZkiLLaR

The act of performing an "Arabian Hot Pocket" followed by a "Rusty Burrito" and finishing up with a "Golden Shower". Totally killing the buzz of any sexual gratification.

1. Defecate into a condom and use it on the female as a dildo. (Arabian Hot Pocket)

2. Place the contents of the condom into the woman's menstruating vagina.

3. Initiate intercourse with the woman and ejaculate inside of her.

4. Immediately after ejaculation, give the woman oral sex until she orgasms.

5. After her orgasm, urinate on her face and tell her to clean up.

I told your girlfriend if she speaks out of turn again I'll give her the Rusty BuZZkiLLaR! If she talks back I'll follow it up with a Portuguese Bow Tie!

by Purple Reilly January 1, 2010

Rusty Shower

The act of pissing in someones anus wile giving anle sex then the pitcher pulls out having the catcher fart and spray the pitcher with a rusty looking discharge.

I pissed while fucking him in the ass then he hit me with a rusty shower

rusty shower

by Big D's party July 1, 2016

Rusty Bead

The act of using anal beads after they have already been used and covered in feces "rust"

Boy Ryan really enjoys giving himself a rusty bead after Mondo is done using his anal beads.

by RTB1 December 28, 2011

A Rusty Venture

A sexual act when a man fucks a girl in the ass and gets shit all over a dick. When the man is close to cumming he pulls out, jacks off on their chest, and then licks it off.

"Last night I gave A Rusty Venture to Sherri". "Dude, you are nasty".

by Commanderjoker November 25, 2010