relationshit

when a poop takes so long to exit your body, you feel that you've endured a relationship with said poop.

That relationshit was a long time coming - I was constipated for 2 days!

by rorrific January 6, 2015

Relationshitasterphe

(N.) when one relationship turns into shit and causes a rolling shit effect to future and past relationships, thus creating a paradox of catastrophic horrible relationships

"We were gonna go out, but the time of the month ended up causing our relationshitasterphe"

by JBush420 September 10, 2015

relationchippy

Someone who is good at relation ships

Im so relationchippy

by Jamie.b June 13, 2018

Retionship

A sexless relationship. Simply put, there is no 'lay' in it, thus there is no one getting any ass, no oral, nor handjobs/fingering. When one can not get off of, or is put back down to, just first or second base

"She says she wanted to take it slow. but it's been three months and i need out of this retionship"

"I swear bro, I didnt call her fat, but she just won't let it go. Now I'm stuck in a retionship"

by MRanonymous10101 August 1, 2012

Rapelationship

When someone forces another to be in a friendship or partnership. Similar to the rape, the one being forced DOES NOT enjoy it at all.

Michael: Hey, we're gonna be friends now,k? Mk. We're gonna do everything together now. I'm so happy BFF!

Victim: :(

Brandon: Looks like Michael is in ANOTHER rapelationship.
Elian: I know. I feel bad for THAT guy.

by Ean650 May 21, 2013

relationsnap

A relationship that goes no further than a streak or conversation on Snapchat.

Dang, I wish I could get to second base with Michelle, but we only have a relationsnap right now.

by Thepencefence November 15, 2016

Elationship

the type of relationship you have when it is at the electronic(online)stage.ie you havent met yet.

oh,her?we havent met yet,but we hope to soon.right now its just an Elationship

by auricom0011 July 30, 2009