Man queef

A high pitched fart that results from a man’s monumental efforts to tighten his anus during sex after a dinner that lead to extreme gas pains. The high pitch is the necessary differentiating factor from regular flatulence during sex. Like a female queef but in reverse, the female in this case is required to pretend it’s cute, regardless of smell. The high pitch demonstrates anus tightening warranting complete exoneration of the coutal male.

Oof. I let loose a man queef so bad that even she got grossed out. Good thing the pitch rendered it a queef.

by Daseinstruth October 16, 2020

Scousers queef

Scousers queef

The scousers queef smell stayed in my clothing

by Tedbundy666 March 15, 2021

Queef

Air in the pussy from having. Vigorous sex causing a farting and slurping sound.

I was eating her pussy and she queefed

by Louis missouri March 12, 2021

queef

to quench or to spill fake or unwanted news

“becca keeps queefing about me.

by raynaud October 15, 2019

Queef Coif

The hair cut that most wife beater, open front hollister wearing fuck boys have that flips up in the front.

Did you see the rad brad chad with the queef coif?

by 603WonderWoman June 23, 2023

Mermaids Queef

The cool breeze that brushes past your scrotum, if you flush while sat on the toilet

Man that was a double flusher, I had to clear the breach mid drop to make space for more, Mermaids queef made my sack shrivel up like a wallnut.

by Mutterdata October 19, 2021

queefed out

To avoid responsibilies by coma or other unconscious states

Rick Grimes queefed out of the first few weeks of the apocalypse.

by Dembeans May 22, 2016