When you develop a depression so deep within you due to being employed at Dan’s that don’t realize you’re depressed until other people point it out. You begin to lash out at self checkout customers for not knowing the store code for bagels and begin sabotaging grocery carts in response. A severe mental disorder, those afflicted should not be approached unless a natural disaster occurs, in which they will begin praying for an apocalypse.
I’ve worked at Dan’s for far too long, I believe I have been infected with Dan’s Depression. Just last week I lashed out at a customer for telling me to have a good day.
by JRdanbury February 19, 2019
Dan Cronin is the hokage of the village hidden in the leafes he is the strongest ninja who has a large cock, Dan cronin is glamorous and is the hottest male in the world. Dan Cronins nemesis brandon beier is very weak and fears dan cronin.
Dan cronins Rasengan is so powerful it could destroy even the toughest of enemies
Dan cronins Rasengan is so powerful it could destroy even the toughest of enemies
by Astrea January 27, 2021
by he he haw February 26, 2022
A guy that starts by grabbing your waist and thigh but slowly evolves into pecker grabs. Stay away from him if you start to see the signs.
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by outrageouslilian November 10, 2020
He is a magnet to my iron heart. He had to of thrown a love dart at my heart. He thinks my rhymes are star worthy. He is smart, and listens when I feel like I am in the dark. No need for a spark, Dan is a flame that can never be tamed. I think I get it, he loves me just the same. Even though we all know I can be a pain. He is the most beautiful, giving, asshole (not in a bad way), interesting, mysterious, man with some horns and Halo I have ever met. Step away bitches he is mine, and if you don't listen I would be fine with punching you in the face. Even if you're prego Stephanie....hint hint. Just joking, but for fucking real.
by Headondan69 September 09, 2019