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Internet Explorer

1. The Microsoft Official Firefox Downloading Tool.
2. A slow failure of a web browser that takes bloody ages to load, randomly changes its homepage and installs adware, gives you constant pointless message boxes with content that is super obvious and unneeded, and is therefore useless for anything but navigating to Mozilla.com and downloading Mozilla Firefox.
3. Microsoft's web browser, with amazing features such as automatic spyware downloading, adaptive security holes, optimized brutally low speed, and amazingly obvious message boxes.
When I got my new DELL, I opened the Internet Explorer: Firefox Downloaded a copy of the latest Mozilla Firefox.
by MirriamSpiderWebster July 12, 2019
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Internet Period

When one's internet runs slow for a few days and becomes annoying
Guy 1: I downloaded this album and it took me a day

Guy 2: your internet has been shit for the past few days

Guy 1: Yeah its on its internet period I can't be bothered with it
by really! August 18, 2009
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french internet

"ugh i keep lagging"

"that's because you're french and you have french internet''

"no it's because your server is hosted on a potato"
by ihatekristyitsnotmyname September 9, 2020
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Wet Internet

Damn Metehan, you're always surfing that wet internet!
by totalfuckup August 14, 2014
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Internet explorer

An internet browser which takes a long time to load even if you have good internet.
Guy: Hey have you finished the project?
Guy 2: No, I can only use internet explorer so I'm not even half done.
by __Monotone__ October 24, 2016
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internet conquistador

Someone who tries to be the first person in their social circle to discover and share links, images, articles, etc. from the web, in an attempt to look knowledgeable or cutting-edge.
Steve think he's such an internet conquistador for posting that link to a knitted Darth Vader cat costume on Facebook, but I totally saw it in my Craftzine.com RSS feed last week.
by Adrohn February 28, 2012
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Internet Explorer

An internet tool that takes forever t
by _Andromeda April 29, 2019
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