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New Jersey Bull Dozer

When you are at the barber, getting a fresh cut, and you feel the buzzer slip and shave your hair too far back.
Person 1-What happend to your hair dude?
Person 2-My barber gave me a New Jersey Bull Dozer because I didn't tip him last time.
by Angrybarber16 December 13, 2017
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Bulls

In North America, Bulls are unnecessarily sized, useless mammoth, gas guzzling trucks with side view mirrors reaching out like a bull's horns. They are typically Dodge Rams but what doesn't matter even more are the men and women, or those beyond the binary, inside compensating for you-know-what. Bulls speed 30 mph over the limit constantly as if they have somewhere to be, with engines louder than attention-seeking motorcyclists in overpriced choppers, and ride your vehicle's ass like the people they religiously and politically hate.
Normal Driver 1: "So as I was saying, yesterday I didn't need to flex nuts because a real gangsta ass knows they got 'em... The Fuck? I'm in the middle lane and this Bull is clogging my ass with their ego."

Normal Driver 2: " Haha! They are so hilariously annoying. Hey, let's brake check this one. Or better yet slow down real slow they that they won't notice and drive around you pouting like a little bitch. Keh keh keh kek!"

Bulls: " Deeeeeeerp derp derp derpy DUUUrrP!"
by Factual Anthrax October 19, 2022
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The Mechanical Bull

during sex when the guy puts his thumb in the girls butthole and tries to stay in while she rages
"Why tf would u do that"
"I wanted to try the mechanical bull"
by Lowk3y.x February 20, 2024
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During college Ryan (attempting to entertain his roommates) got fully nude and shit into a red solo cup while riding a uni-cycle
You see Ryno the bull dyke on a trike poop into a cup while riding a uni cycle??
by Badger girl 317 June 30, 2025
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the spiced bull ride

A sex position in which you wear a hot sauce covered condom and have rough anal sex and try to hold on as your partner thrashes around.
Why’d you and Jessica break up?
Because she wanted to spice up the bedroom she thought role play I thought the spiced bull ride.
by Randolph halpenhimer September 8, 2020
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Red bull

Someone woth red colour skin and his wife sleeps around
O Kwstas ine red bull
Ine kokkinos k i gineka tu xenopida
by Kdkejjwns May 20, 2020
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the bull myth

A theory that the world is a plate and that it is held up by a bull and when it gets tired, it throws the plate to the other side and this causes earthquakes.
by xdr5t3evq3q April 23, 2025
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