When you are at the barber, getting a fresh cut, and you feel the buzzer slip and shave your hair too far back.
Person 1-What happend to your hair dude?
Person 2-My barber gave me a New Jersey Bull Dozer because I didn't tip him last time.
Person 2-My barber gave me a New Jersey Bull Dozer because I didn't tip him last time.
by Angrybarber16 December 13, 2017
Get the New Jersey Bull Dozermug. In North America, Bulls are unnecessarily sized, useless mammoth, gas guzzling trucks with side view mirrors reaching out like a bull's horns. They are typically Dodge Rams but what doesn't matter even more are the men and women, or those beyond the binary, inside compensating for you-know-what. Bulls speed 30 mph over the limit constantly as if they have somewhere to be, with engines louder than attention-seeking motorcyclists in overpriced choppers, and ride your vehicle's ass like the people they religiously and politically hate.
Normal Driver 1: "So as I was saying, yesterday I didn't need to flex nuts because a real gangsta ass knows they got 'em... The Fuck? I'm in the middle lane and this Bull is clogging my ass with their ego."
Normal Driver 2: " Haha! They are so hilariously annoying. Hey, let's brake check this one. Or better yet slow down real slow they that they won't notice and drive around you pouting like a little bitch. Keh keh keh kek!"
Bulls: " Deeeeeeerp derp derp derpy DUUUrrP!"
Normal Driver 2: " Haha! They are so hilariously annoying. Hey, let's brake check this one. Or better yet slow down real slow they that they won't notice and drive around you pouting like a little bitch. Keh keh keh kek!"
Bulls: " Deeeeeeerp derp derp derpy DUUUrrP!"
by Factual Anthrax October 19, 2022
Get the Bullsmug. by Lowk3y.x February 20, 2024
Get the The Mechanical Bullmug. During college Ryan (attempting to entertain his roommates) got fully nude and shit into a red solo cup while riding a uni-cycle
by Badger girl 317 June 30, 2025
Get the Ryno the bull dyke on a trikemug. A sex position in which you wear a hot sauce covered condom and have rough anal sex and try to hold on as your partner thrashes around.
Why’d you and Jessica break up?
Because she wanted to spice up the bedroom she thought role play I thought the spiced bull ride.
Because she wanted to spice up the bedroom she thought role play I thought the spiced bull ride.
by Randolph halpenhimer September 8, 2020
Get the the spiced bull ridemug. by Kdkejjwns May 20, 2020
Get the Red bullmug. A theory that the world is a plate and that it is held up by a bull and when it gets tired, it throws the plate to the other side and this causes earthquakes.
by xdr5t3evq3q April 23, 2025
Get the the bull mythmug.