craptain morgan

When you take a crap while standing with your right foot propped onto the back of the toilet. I.E. To shit like a captain.

Cindy doesn't know why there's poop water all over the floor. It's because Richard took a Craptain Morgan and water splashed everywhere.

by Sawboss800 January 16, 2016

Captain Morgan stance

When a guy takes a piss with his foot propped up on something (Usually the side of the bath tub) like Captain Morgan stands with his foot on a barrel.

I like your bathroom, I can pee Captain Morgan stance in it.

by DrKarate September 21, 2012

ashley morgan

garbage, but hot, sexy garbage that we love. #1 mom. #1 cook. Nom Nom. I prolly die without her. Blegh

Ashley Morgan baked me a muffin!

by MotherFucker98 June 17, 2019

esther morgan

beautiful ranga and is happy has a big heart, she likes nachoes and mexican food

esther morgan is a beautiful ranga

by gary1234567867 May 26, 2014

Steamy Morgan

The biggest fattest pile of shit you've ever left in a toilet

I left a Steamy Morgan in the toilet last night and woke up to my wife handing me divorce papers.

by CerealEarth December 20, 2022

Carmel-Morgan

A girl with big ass swag and a phat ass

Person 1 : damn bro look at that girl

Person 2: Thats Carmel-Morgan!
Bobblybitko : she’s so swaggy and sexi <3

by Volvkez June 02, 2022

Morgan Williams

Small, very good at football, great sense of humour 😂

Morgan Williams is great.

by Crewealex November 05, 2020