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Mexican Beard

The act of sprinkling pubes onto your significan other's head while they're in the shower.

Originated in a rage comic on Reddit.
After I trimmed my pubes this morning I gave my girlfriend a mexican beard.
by hezzzer April 23, 2011
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Mexican Maserati

A generic term for the biggest, baddest, most beautiful, pimped out professional lawn mowing equipment available. Highly sought after by Mexican landscapers across the nation, usually a zero-turn industrial mower that rivals the bling factor of a lowrider car. A Status Synbol, it's ridden by the crew leader a.k.a "el jefe".
Today must have been mowing day, all the landscapers were out on their Mexican Maseratis.
by Winged Avenger June 28, 2011
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Mexican Diego

A person who lives with his parents untill 40 and is always in the basement on his Xbox and is not very outgoing and sexually gay
Jenny: Why doesn't he go out much?
Maria: Idk but hez such a mexican diego
by Ratchet boy 556 July 7, 2010
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Mexican Rollup

An act occurring during or immediately after sexual intercourse, whereby you shit on your prone partner, quickly roll them up in the shit slathered blanket and preferably toss the blanket wrapped person down a flight of stairs or out the front door.
Bitch thought we were having makeup sex but I gave her a Mexican rollup. Ha ha now lets see her borrow my socks again.
by pugachev October 7, 2011
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sad mexican

1. A Mexican who is sad after spending his cinco de mayo mowing lawns instead of drinking tequila with his amigos.
"Friend 1: Hey isn't it cinco de mayo?
Friend 2: Yeah Why?
Friend 1: Well because over there I see a sad mexican.
Friend 2: He must have been mowing all day instead of drinking tequila with his amigos."
by Trujuan Xavier May 21, 2014
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mexican handshake

the act of greeting someone by grabbing and shaking one's croutch
After a long separation, Paco quickly greeted me with a mexican handshake.
by TiC_ToK September 27, 2004
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mexican pizza

The best food in the whole wide world.
Good with mild hot sauce.
From Taco Bell.
Better with no tomatoes.
Girl: I'm hungry. What do you want to eat?
Girl 2: MEXICAN PIZZA. AYE AYE AYE.
by CATSEL October 8, 2005
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