maker's mark

Engaging in sexual activities with a female durine her period and her dried blood resembles the wax seal from the makers mark whiskey bottle on your dick. Another equivalent to getting your red wings without eating a female out during her period.......

Deech: hey I just earned my maker's mark!!!!!!
Jerry: what????? WTF do you mean????
Deech: you when you fuck your girl while she's on her perod and the dried blood resembles on your dick like the neck of a bottle of makers mark. ...
Jerry : bullshit......

Deech : whips out his dick and says look bitch I've been kissed by a rose on the grave......

by Femoralslasher December 7, 2014

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mark

Mark. A mark is a creature found in the wild terranes of a high school. Scary I know. He is the type of person you see and suddennly you want to run. Running away from the mark's call (typically heard as horrible jokes) is the best idea. This creature is hard to handle and usually once met your not able to stop the annoyingness of this creature.

person 1: its a mark
person2: oh no hes gonna talk in a creepy spanish vioce and sing "barnicle bill the sailor"
mark: muahahahahaha

by TheMarkSecurityDeparetment January 10, 2012

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Mark Orwell

Mark orwell is a typical balding old man but mark has something very different about him, he’s a nonce !!! Mark has a fetish for underage children and loves rubbing their bums. Mark is despised by others and many think he is disgusting.

Ed: Did you see benji earlier
Xanie: No i think mark had caught him
Ed: Jesus i hope he got away, mark orwell is a filthy nonce!

by Mark orwell May 17, 2019

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mark of the jaeger

The result of mixing maker's mark and jaegermeister. If you drink this prepare to be all types of fucked up. Dont be suprised if hair grows on your chest immediately after drinking this.

Rob: I wanna get fucked up
Pop: How fucked up?
Rob: super fucked up!
Pop: Cool, I'll mix us some maker's mark and jaegermeister.
Rob: Whoa! Were gonna be shitfaced.
Pop: I know, if anyone ask whats wrong with us tell them its the mark of the jaeger.

by Leon Avent July 7, 2010

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Magnum Mark

Magnum Mark is a name I made up for my best friend in the entire world. It is something that will boost his self esteem so high that he will love me forever. "Magnum Mark" got it's name from the ice cream section at Walmart when we saw the ice cream brand called Magnum, there is a white kind and a black kind. Mark is definitely the white kind. I also know he is a "magnum" because I got drunk one night and told him he was "packin'. That's a good friend right there.

Hey girl hey, there is a Magnum Mark over there next to the big tall black guy with the big feet.

by daBandaA January 3, 2012

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