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March 3

March 3 is national grab your teachers ass day
March 3 is Walk up to your teacher and grab his ass
by J freezes March 2, 2022
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March 7

Day where you ask out people whos initials are J, D, G, K, R, F, and V
Him- “Hey its march 7th, your name starts with a k right?”
Her- “yeah?”
Him- “wanna be my gf?”
Her- “sure!!”
by woahepicstar March 7, 2022
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March 8th

It’s March 8th just go around the hall or class and slap that ass
by Taskmaker302 March 7, 2022
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March 8th

March 8th is
Date your Best friend Day

It’s just for one day alright?

Maybe it will lead y’all somewhere else- jk jk

i mean...
Now go ask ur bsf out
Hey bestie wanna go on a date?

Uhm- why lollll
Because March 8th is Date your best friend day!!!
Awe yes ofccc
by ze_pain8 March 7, 2021
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March 9th

National tell your biggest secret to a friend day
Person 1: what’s your biggest secret?
Person 2: why would I tell you?
Person 1: cause it’s March 9th duh
by Cecejusi March 8, 2021
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March 32nd

A day that is not real
Roblox is ending march 32nd!
by peachyybliss March 10, 2021
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March 12th

A month away from the best day of the year. Also, it´s national stick bread in your ear hole day.
James: Yo, why you sticking bread in your ear??
Chad: It´s March 12th!
by PotatoesAreNiche March 10, 2021
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