March 3

March 3 is national grab your teachers ass day

March 3 is Walk up to your teacher and grab his ass

by J freezes March 2, 2022

March 7

Day where you ask out people whos initials are J, D, G, K, R, F, and V

Him- “Hey its march 7th, your name starts with a k right?”
Her- “yeah?”
Him- “wanna be my gf?”
Her- “sure!!”

by woahepicstar March 7, 2022

March 8th

It’s National slap ass day

It’s March 8th just go around the hall or class and slap that ass

by Taskmaker302 March 7, 2022

March 8th

March 8th is
Date your Best friend Day

It’s just for one day alright?

Maybe it will lead y’all somewhere else- jk jk

i mean...
Now go ask ur bsf out

Hey bestie wanna go on a date?

Uhm- why lollll
Because March 8th is Date your best friend day!!!
Awe yes ofccc

by ze_pain8 March 7, 2021

March 9th

National tell your biggest secret to a friend day

Person 1: what’s your biggest secret?
Person 2: why would I tell you?
Person 1: cause it’s March 9th duh

by Cecejusi March 8, 2021

March 32nd

A day that is not real

Roblox is ending march 32nd!

by peachyybliss March 10, 2021

March 12th

A month away from the best day of the year. Also, it´s national stick bread in your ear hole day.

James: Yo, why you sticking bread in your ear??
Chad: It´s March 12th!

by PotatoesAreNiche March 10, 2021