Long Island Evening

Noun: A complete shit-show of an evening where revelers partake in cocktails from each family of delicious alcohols

Mike and Bethany had a Long Island Evening when Mike's mom was in town... 2x Old Fashioneds, 2x Manhattans, Pink Sanchez, 2 C Suckers, and 3 beers to round out the evening... whew!

by funkdrucker March 15, 2022

Coney Island Hotdog

When a poop log rests between the two buns of a booty, complete with chili beans from the night before.

"Man last night was crazy, we went out for a Coney Island Hotdog!"

"Woah man, I didn't know you were into that stuff!"

by nobodyatall February 3, 2021

The Island of misfit fuckbois

The place where fuckbois get sent to as an archived spam folder when they slide into someone’s DM’s

Her patience was worn so thin from all the unwanted dick pics she was getting, that she just started sending everyone to the island of misfit fuckbois

by Batmatt44 February 28, 2021

The Island of misfit fuckbois

The place where fuckbois get sent to as an archived spam folder when they slide into someone’s DM’s

Her patience was worn so thin from all the unwanted dick pics she was getting, that she just started sending everyone to the island of misfit fuckbois

by Batmatt44 February 28, 2021

Shutter Island Syndrome

When the original premise of a movie is more interesting than the twist.

"Man, that movie was good, but I really just wanted to watch detective Leo investigate a mystery at the insane asylum on this creepy island."

"Yeah, I guess that's why they call it Shutter Island Syndrome."

by FartinScorpeese May 23, 2021

dog poop island

The central island within a suburban roundabout serves as a small oasis. While it's a place where local residents might take their dogs for a walk, there is unfortunately an issue with some dog owners neglecting to clean up after their pets. This might occur because the central island isn't directly adjacent to houses, leading some owners to overlook their responsibility to pick up after their dogs.

I went to dog poop island and man did it smell bad

by FlabbyPancakeSause August 12, 2023

Shelter Island,N.Y.

A place where “the locals” (people who have permanently lived there all or most of their lives) absolutely fucking despise tourists. Like they are ABSOLUTELY NOT welcome there.

“GET OFF OUR GODDAMN ISLAND YOU CITY ASSES YOU ARE NOT WELCOME BACK ON SHELTER ISLAND ANYMORE!” Says everyone I know from Shelter Island,N.Y.

by I KAN SPEEL August 25, 2023