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Internet Troll

Internet Trolls are jobless, unloved human beings, they try to rile up people on the internet just to gain attention thinking getting the attention from internet users will make up for the lack of attention they got during their upbringing.
That’s a Internet Troll, ignore them.
by Literate Person. June 21, 2021
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Internet Explorer

An internet tool that takes forever t
by _Andromeda April 29, 2019
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yung internet

Yung Internet is a Dutch hip-hop group who makes music for young high school stoners.
Yung Internet heeft echt harde een pokoe gedropt
by debeste666 October 1, 2018
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Internet Explorer

Internet Explorer is an internet browser created by Microsoft. Also known as "IE", it is disliked by most, if not all, internet users due to being slow, useless and prone to viruses.
Billy: Hey, dude, I just got Internet Explorer 11!
Bob: what, to download firefox LMAO screw ie amirite
mugGet the Internet Explorermug.

internet gold

a form of media an individual discovers unexpectedly, particularly media that is considered unique, rare, or "too good to be true" thus, coining the phrase, "This is internet gold."
Friend #1: "Dude, I can't believe I found this old VHS rip uploaded to youtube! It's so rare!"
Friend #2: "Totally, this is internet gold."
by tokenasianfriend February 26, 2021
mugGet the internet goldmug.

internet stoned

When you've used the Internet so long, you're beginning to appear to be stoned. Similar to internet coma, except not nearly as serious and you don't need permanent termination of Internet usage, just a quick nap and you'll be fine for the next slug. Notice symptoms:

-Slack-jaw-ness.
-Inability to concentrate.
-Ruined memory.
-Insanity (oh wait we all have that).
Random d00d #1: Did you hear about Derek the other night? Man, was he Internet Stoned!
Random d00d #2: Wha happen?
Random d00d #1: Oh wait you're Derek #&*($&$*(#$&(FUCK

Jenny: Dude, you're totally Internet stoned.
Derek: Huhr?
Jenny: It's like an internet coma except you're only a quarter dead, not all dead.
Derek: Thash nice. Remind me to go to Jenny's house when I wake up. crashes
Jenny: *looks at watch* Great. That's the last blind date I'll ever have.
by Thatguywith2020vision June 23, 2011
mugGet the internet stonedmug.

Internet Explorer

Slower than your teacher's computer and the school computers. This is also slower than McDonald's wifi. BUT is essential for downloading Firefox.
1.) Well, I'll just get a cup of tea while Internet Explorer downloads Firefox.
by Ursistersamister May 15, 2018
mugGet the Internet Explorermug.

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