That wonderful phrase which is uttered by the speaker when his standards in life are so low, that he would consider the action of having sexual intercourse with a cactus, equal to spreading the word of the lord; thus combining holiness, and repetitively and violently shoving your penis into a cactus to the point where either you bleed out from blood loss, or the cactus calls the police for relentless sexual assault, and turning it into that sweet phrase we know and love.
*Notice I said "he", as women have the right mind to keep them from giving just enough of shit to not utter this phrase, although it has happened in rare cases.
*Notice I said "he", as women have the right mind to keep them from giving just enough of shit to not utter this phrase, although it has happened in rare cases.
64 year old on Viagra and pain meds: "HOLY CACTUS FUCK"
Married son of 64 year old on Viagra and pain meds: "Oh shit here we go again... Honey hide the cactus!"
Married son of 64 year old on Viagra and pain meds: "Oh shit here we go again... Honey hide the cactus!"
by toodlefucker6969 July 10, 2017
Get the holy cactus fuckmug. coolest fuckin school ever, i went there. was insane.
they even had a movie made about it called young plato, awesome
saw these 2 cousins have a scrap about 15 times in that movie. I told you, it is a WACKY INSANE place.
they even had a movie made about it called young plato, awesome
saw these 2 cousins have a scrap about 15 times in that movie. I told you, it is a WACKY INSANE place.
Person 1: im bored asf
Ardoyne: come roun holy cross boys
Person 1: ok
Person 1:I've been arrested for being an adult and going to school, what now Ardoyne
Ardoyne: shit one son
Ardoyne: come roun holy cross boys
Person 1: ok
Person 1:I've been arrested for being an adult and going to school, what now Ardoyne
Ardoyne: shit one son
by someone who lives in ardoyne July 6, 2022
Get the holy cross boysmug. 1. Expression of excitement.
2. Thinking that Ronald is one of the sexiest presidents.
3. Thinking someone loks like Ronald Reagan.
2. Thinking that Ronald is one of the sexiest presidents.
3. Thinking someone loks like Ronald Reagan.
Molly exclaims, "Holy Ronald Reagan." when she sees the president on CNN.
"He looks like Holy Ronald Reagan!" Raven admired.
"He looks like Holy Ronald Reagan!" Raven admired.
by Raven Bishop May 25, 2012
Get the Holy Ronald Reaganmug. by Petrikee February 5, 2022
Get the AHS holy trinitymug. by eatmebootynigganh May 19, 2018
Get the holy bitch cuntmug. by Harry Danglurs May 3, 2021
Get the holy shredded cheddamug. When the vibes are too overwhelming for an individual to post/receive. This means that it's either the individual who posts the vibes are unexpectedly posting the vibes, therefore overwhelming the individual receiving, or that the vibes are too overwhelming for an individual that they must require a "holy shit" before "the vibes". It is usually a mixture of both with different percentages.
by koga tomoe July 3, 2020
Get the Holy shit the vibesmug.