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holy cactus fuck

That wonderful phrase which is uttered by the speaker when his standards in life are so low, that he would consider the action of having sexual intercourse with a cactus, equal to spreading the word of the lord; thus combining holiness, and repetitively and violently shoving your penis into a cactus to the point where either you bleed out from blood loss, or the cactus calls the police for relentless sexual assault, and turning it into that sweet phrase we know and love.

*Notice I said "he", as women have the right mind to keep them from giving just enough of shit to not utter this phrase, although it has happened in rare cases.
64 year old on Viagra and pain meds: "HOLY CACTUS FUCK"
Married son of 64 year old on Viagra and pain meds: "Oh shit here we go again... Honey hide the cactus!"
by toodlefucker6969 July 10, 2017
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holy cross boys

coolest fuckin school ever, i went there. was insane.

they even had a movie made about it called young plato, awesome

saw these 2 cousins have a scrap about 15 times in that movie. I told you, it is a WACKY INSANE place.
Person 1: im bored asf
Ardoyne: come roun holy cross boys
Person 1: ok
Person 1:I've been arrested for being an adult and going to school, what now Ardoyne
Ardoyne: shit one son
mugGet the holy cross boysmug.

Holy Ronald Reagan

1. Expression of excitement.

2. Thinking that Ronald is one of the sexiest presidents.

3. Thinking someone loks like Ronald Reagan.
Molly exclaims, "Holy Ronald Reagan." when she sees the president on CNN.

"He looks like Holy Ronald Reagan!" Raven admired.
by Raven Bishop May 25, 2012
mugGet the Holy Ronald Reaganmug.

AHS holy trinity

Evan Peters, Cody Fern and Finn Wittrock are the holy trinity of American Horror story
someone: Do you believe in the holy trinity?

someone2: Yes but only the AHS holy trinity
by Petrikee February 5, 2022
mugGet the AHS holy trinitymug.

holy bitch cunt

when u get mad and don’t know what to say
thot: i cheated on u
me: holy bitch cunt
thot:what
me:fuck u cunt
by eatmebootynigganh May 19, 2018
mugGet the holy bitch cuntmug.

holy shredded chedda

Bob: look at that girl over there.
Dave: holy shredded chedda she is gorgeous.
by Harry Danglurs May 3, 2021
mugGet the holy shredded cheddamug.

Holy shit the vibes

When the vibes are too overwhelming for an individual to post/receive. This means that it's either the individual who posts the vibes are unexpectedly posting the vibes, therefore overwhelming the individual receiving, or that the vibes are too overwhelming for an individual that they must require a "holy shit" before "the vibes". It is usually a mixture of both with different percentages.
Kyle: Hey dude did you see my new post on the 'gram? Here, look
Luke: Holy shit the vibes
by koga tomoe July 3, 2020
mugGet the Holy shit the vibesmug.

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