Canada's History

A male sneaking up behind an unsuspecting female, unsheathing his flaccid penis, and placing it on her forehead, reaching between down the eyes when done with a penis of notable length

Angela got a little Canada's History at that frat party last night

by FreakinWeekend February 4, 2010

Museum of Natural History

A museum that was there before several generations of new guards and will be there after these next generations as long as it and other beloved people, places, and things live on in the people.

The Museum of Natural History will always face the adversity of being threatened with wildfire (and so far is still standing strong in it's face), but New Yorkers know how to tell a wildfire to go fuck itself when a new guard tries to come in and walk all over what's already there and has been around the block a few times, or what's left of what was already there if some things have already been taken.

by The Original Agahnim December 4, 2021

Canada's history

semen from a very drunk man

dude, I spilled Canada's history all over that girl's face

by ratrick poony February 5, 2010

Canada's History

Its a sexual act in where 5 women sit on top of a moose's antlers, covered in Canadian mayple syrup, having mini-sized Stanley Cup's jammed into their several orphases

OMG, DID YOU SEE THOSE GIRLS GET JAMMED WITH MINI-STANLEY CUPS INSIDE THEIR....OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD!!
*puke*
Canada's History always make me sick...

by a fan of the colbert report February 4, 2010