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friday hair

when a girls hair is incredibly unkept because of going to sleep drunk after a night of partying. not uncommon is to find little pieces of food and clumps from drooling while sleeping.

this most often occurs on friday after a late thursday night but the girl is to lazy to do her hair because she knows she will have to when she goes out again later that night.
tony: omg look at that coke addict, she looks a little like sara, that whore deff has aids

rachel: no, that IS sara, looks like shes suffering from a case of friday hair
by itaub1 May 19, 2009
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Nappy Hair

I have nappy hair.
by a2dareed September 17, 2018
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scene hair

Multi-colored hair. At least three shades, must be asymmetrical, and resemble a mullet. Have it choppy fried out, like it's been dyed too many times which it probably has and cut by a blind barber.
Omg. Look at those scene kids and their super cool hair with their super cool headbands that they got at the super cool thrift store.
They are TEH SEX!!1!!!111! lolerrrzz
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hockey hair

Known as the texas flop top, arkansas waterfall and other names is a long hear almost to the point of the shoulders. curling and popping out of the helmet.
by brendan w. February 21, 2004
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hair metal

Hard rock music that began in the early 1980's and lost much popularity during the 90's, due to Kurt Kobain and the grunge movement. Hair metal bands are reconisable by their big hair and flashy clothing. They mostly wrote songs about partying, women, and their whole lifestyle.
Popular Hair metal bands: Motley Crue, Poison, Ratt, Cinderella, Warrant
by Flipper March 25, 2005
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hair curtain

a particular type of male pattern baldness, in which a strip of thinning hair extends from one ear to the other, across the back of the skull
No old-man disguise would be complete without an artfully applied hair curtain.
by 1014 November 26, 2007
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magnificent hair

extremely long hair on a female, well beyond the shoulders!

this sometimes serves as 'bait' for the male, then; after the couple has 'paired up', and their partnership becomes more 'businesslike', the "magnificent hair" is replaced with the super-short 'pixie-look'. the logic behind this is, "it takes less time to maintain"!?

this development is a sorrowful one!!, -the more creative mind/s have been known to figure at least one way to incorporate the "magnificent hair" into the sex act as well!!
that is the most magnificent hair i have seen in a good while!! (response) -truly! -the mind wanders......!
she got her law degree, then pixified her long, magnificent hair!
she wasn't the most attractive of females, but had long magnificent hair!!
once dan and judy began industrial reproduction, it was time for judy to 'dump' and pixify her long, magnificent silky hair!!
by michael foolsley February 19, 2010
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