Dirty German

When fucking someone from behind, stick your pointer and middle finger inside the asshole and get some shit on it. When they turn around to yell at you wipe it on their top lip so it looks like a Hitler stache

Damn dude, I sure have her the Dirty German last night

by Spencer Reinig November 26, 2021

German Logger

This is a person fascinated with inserting the weights from cuckoo clocks up their cloacus because they like the way it feels.

The only thing that makes a German logger happier than entering a cuckoo clock store is exiting a cuckoo clock store.

by Uberdyke April 14, 2021

German Blunder

This is a Connect-4 move which involves the other player forgetting how to play the game and letting you stack 4 tokens on top of each other.

"How did I win with a german blunder" - (Optimal) Player
"How did I let them get a german blunder" - Other (Sub-Optimal) Player

by Jyenormous May 20, 2024

german

A German is usually a cool guy with black hair and a good sense of humor, he sometimes feels depressive but always puts a smile on your face. German, please think about you more often.

That german is really nice!

German is weird name for a guy

by I sent flowers to myself February 8, 2018

German kiddo is a autist

A German person that usually tries to help by saying over there and at the end of every game if they loose , also usually a person that uses the sentence "u mom gay" and occasionally expresses his suicidal thoughts

german kiddo is a autist

by Dawid_9901 June 17, 2018

Tactical German hand edge

If a toddler is indecent, misbehaves or naughty, her parents will smack her hand in the face, in good old Prussian fashion. Thus, the child is tactically immobilized.

John: "The motherfucker just won't be quiet! It doesn't help!"
Hans: "I know something. An old German educational method"
*Tactical German hand edge on child's face, causing child to magically calm down*

by The Görmen August 21, 2022

German chocolate bar

The poop that looks like a chocolate bar, often eaten for practical jokes

This chocolates terrible!

It's a German chocolate bar is probably why

by Ricky Itchie Twitchy May 22, 2011