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KasperogMax disease

When you get in touch with someone having KasperogMax disease, you will instantly lose 50 in IQ. Stay out of range of any with the disease, because it spreads extremely fast. Any with the name Max og Kasper has the disease, so don't be with those.
My dad named Kasper just got the KasperogMax disease. now i have to feed the food to him.
by Bo Henning Larsen April 1, 2022
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James Neal's Disease

The deadly disease of hilariously missing open nets especially during the Stanley Cup Finals
He hasn't scored since he contracted James Neal's Disease
by WomanLover69 November 18, 2018
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Dashboard Disease

Someone who continually ditches there best friends to ride around in someone's car who they barely know.
Hey wheres ....?? Shes in ....'s car again. Shes caught dashboard disease.
by 121madman121 September 28, 2009
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Menarchial Disease

A disease in which the female body (animal or human) produces tumors. These tumors take approximately one month to develop to appropriate size before releasing from the inner wall and becoming loose in the body. As an automatic self-defense mechanism, the body purposely wounds itself in order to capture and trap said spherical annoyances. In turn, gravity just happens to be its first option to expel these tumors from the body. It’s possible to take medication to prevent these tumors from growing, but it also beleaguers the female immune system. Surgery is included as a secondary option.
Sorry, I have Menarchial Disease so I'm in rehab this week.
by TheCheri July 27, 2010
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rainbow disease

It says in the Bible, when a man or woman chooses to act and dress like the opposite gender, it is an absolute SIN and considered a MENTAL DISEASE
all the LGBTQ people have the "rainbow disease"
by unknown604 May 13, 2024
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Visourious Disease

1. A nervous system disorder that involves uncontrollably and repetitively saying ñaahaplaying ("nahimsaying" really fast). Those diagnosed with visourious disease tend to say the term "ñahhaplaying" after every sentence or at any random time. It is a highly contagious disease that was founded in Miami, FL in 2018. Doctors and specialist have yet to find a cure but some researchers are leaning towards the theory that you can "unmilk" it out of your system.
-"Yo are you down to go to the tree and smoke crack? ÑAAHAPLAYING"
-Visourious disease has been compared to Tourette's due to the similar symptoms according to extensive research from the Harvard Medical Campus.
by anakardashian July 22, 2018
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smackintosh disease

when your a fucking melt
oh he’s defo got smackintosh disease
by ajtrappy November 1, 2022
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