Hot Cousin Energy

That flirty, nostalgic, low-key forbidden vibe you get from someone who feels almost like family — but not enough to stop your brain from being horny.
He smells like summer. He plays soccer barefoot. He calls your mom "auntie" and gives long hugs.
You don’t really know him, but your inner teen is like: “Oh no.”

It’s not about actual cousins. It’s about that familiar but off-limits heat.

Created by Matt Colaça — because sometimes the heart wants what the family reunion forbids.

— “Why am I blushing? He’s literally just my friend’s cousin.”
— “Exactly. That’s hot cousin energy, babe.”

by Matt colaça May 13, 2025

fifth cousin

A person who shares two fourth great-grandparents with somebody

My fifth cousin is a video game developer

by GasparThalasso June 3, 2025

third cousin twice removed

1. Grandparent's third cousin
2. Third cousin's grandchild

my third cousin twice removed is a politician

by GasparThalasso June 6, 2025

second cousin 4x removed

1. 2nd great-grandfather's second cousin
2. second cousin's great-grandchild

my second cousin 4x removed was a banker

by GasparThalasso June 6, 2025

fifth cousin twice removed

1. Grandparent's fifth cousin
2. fifth cousin's grandchild

I dont know my fifth cousin twice removed

by GasparThalasso June 10, 2025

Cousin Fucker

Someone who knowingly has sexual intercourse with their cousin. I know what your thinking, what if it’s your third cousin, it’s still your cousin you clown 🤡 you’re still SUS if you do it regardless if they’re first or third cousin.

Someone who knowingly has sexual intercourse with their cousin

Example: Noah DMs his cousin and asks her on a date.
Noah’s cousin: Uhhh we’re cousins, isn’t that kinda SUS?!

Noah: Fuck it, my cock hard

Definition: Noah is a cousin fucker because he willingly wants to bang his cousin.

by Noah Gjokaj December 7, 2022

Cousin Ted

Cousin Ted is just your cousin, and there is nothing wrong with him. Sure, he may be an extremely skinny creature with pale white skin and hundreds of tiny sharp teeth that only shows up at your window after he prowls around the outside of your house at night but I assure you nothing is wrong with him. He's just your good old cousin Ted who has with five small black beady eyes and an unstoppable urge to scoop out your kidneys after you fall asleep from his foul black viscous "sleep inducing saliva", but don't worry. He's just your cousin Ted, and he may or may not make you watch him eat your kidneys as you slowly die from his attack. Again, there is nothing wrong with "cousin Ted".

Little girl: mom where did timmy go?

Her mom: Cousin Ted was feeling rather peckish.

by Mr. Shog December 9, 2022