Cousin Dweeb

A special sort of tweeker or a junky that always has atleast 2 objects in both hands, one of the objects of course being a dead lighter. Subject always has a million broken things found in the garbage to fix and three or four important jobs he's agreed to do but will enevitably flake on.

Boss: Why isn't anything done on this job yet!? And why is there briken garbage everywhere?!
Cousin Dweeb: Chill out boss, you know you can trust me...hey you got a hit?

by Edmenonymous April 8, 2019

cousin

Cousin is a euphemism for menstruation. Instead of saying "period", girls often say "My cousin is here", or "My cousin has come", or sometimes "My cousin is visiting", to express the idea "I'm on my period".

Amanda: Girls, I can't hang out with you tonight. My cousin is here.
Sadie: Oh, sorry to hear that. You're having period cramps agaian?

Amanda: Yep. They'are killing me righg now.

by Sussie Q April 23, 2024

sesquaple-fourth-cousin

Sesquaple-4C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and seven great-great-great-grandparents in common.

My sesquaple-fourth-cousin is a good person.

by ZYRB3256 February 21, 2022

second cousin-pibling

Parent's second cousin.

My second cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Cousin Game

A game that you play at your cousins that isnt necessarily bad, but is very weird and different from anything you play at home

This game feels like a cousin game

by Reilyisacousin June 17, 2025

great-great-cousin-aunt

Great-grandparent's female first cousin.

My great-great-cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

first-cousin-twice-removed

1- Grandparent's cousin.
2- Cousin's grandchild.

first-cousin-twice-removed.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024