Hoethotical Bump

A Bump You Get When You Fuck A Hoe Thats Mixed With A Thot

" Damn That Nigga Craig Got A Hoethotical Bump From Keyshia , You Know She For Everybody "

by youngkimoralee May 30, 2017

Pud Bumping

When 2 men thrust flaccid penis' to each other.

Hey Mike, do you wanna go hunting? Sure Charlie, I would love to go Pud Bumping!

by Bug Tudley November 7, 2020

Beaver bumps

Sexually transmitted worts caused by fucking half dead beavers.

That guy gave me beaver bumps.

by Chloe1776 December 6, 2018

Poodle bumps

A term of endearment, like snooky ookums, sweetie pie etc. A nonsense word.

"I love you poodle bumps".

by Somedumfuk Chin Li October 26, 2009

Bumping Squid Faces

When ancient lesbians scissor ye old dust muffins.

Joan:"Barbra?"

Barbara: "What is it Joan?"

Joan: "Would you care to partake in bumping squid faces"?

Barbara: "ah yes my lips are parched and could use some moistening"

by Trusted Mammal September 2, 2021

bump staches

When two gay men make out

Hey Greg, wanna bump staches tonight?

by YE the OG January 28, 2024

Humpty Bumps

A lifetime diagnosis resulting from roll in the hay with the town bicycle, your mom, Trina from down the block, etc characterized by occasional flare ups of “fun bubbles” full of disease in the nether regions - tldr- genital herpes

“Little Ron caught himself a nasty case of the humpty bumps down at your moms house and can’t get himself a dose of the Valtrex til next week- got himself more blisters than Usain Bolt on marathon Monday”

by TallulahTabasco132 February 4, 2022