bad autocorrect

When autocorrect gets a word very very wrong and you meant to say something else.

Person A (via text): Hey, do you want to go to McKinley's?
Person B (via text): What?
Person A (via text): I meant McDonalds. Bad autocucumber
Person B (via text): Oh ok sure
Person A (via text): Bad autocode
Person A (via text): Bad autocorrect

by W Rich March 5, 2021

bad teacher

A person who gives a term's worth of homework for you to do in the two week holidays (gives holiday homework), tells you to move schools just because you didn't do that homework and has favourites in a class.

Math teacher: ...And also i assigned you more Mathletics homework.
Me: Yaay -_-
Friend: *In low voice* Really?
Me: *Also in a low voice* ofc not.
Teacher: HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH A THING, MAYBE YOU ShOULD CONSIDER MOVING THIS YEAR RATHER THAN IN YEAR 10!
*Class is quiet and ends ten minutes later*
Me: SHE'S SO FUCKING MEAN AND SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT.Why the fuck was she even listening to my conversation? I WASN'T EVEN THAT LOUD FOR GOD'S SAKE!!
Friends: Ikr that so harsh of her, she's such a bad teacher.

by Welp001212 April 19, 2019

bad government

DONALD TRUMP

it is a bad government in the us

by mershperderders January 16, 2018

Bad Bag

The bad bag is a container made of flexible material that is used to store drugs; or anything that your parents would consider “bad”.

“Yo, grab the Bad Bag I’m tryna smoke.”

“Dude quick! Hide the Bad Bag my mom is coming!”

by ShoT Vortex March 28, 2019

Bad Dubstep

In a nutshell, its like taking a massive shit in a synthesizer than using fart basses right

I like dubstep but the ones my school plays is truly Bad Dubstep

by SpindashAnar December 25, 2018

Top Bad

The absolute pinacle of "bad".

Shit man, that's top bad about your old lady bangin' that fucko...and a PIG no less.

by Dr. Reuben October 12, 2011

Bad Margarita

A variation on eating ass. One person places salt on their exposed asshole (known as salting the rim). The other chows down.

Woah man, you ate her ass with salt? That’s a Bad Margarita.

by Dong Zolidis May 27, 2020