Austin

Someone who is an absolute cutie and is very very athletic but there best sport is baseball. They tend to be pretty quiet but they are super sweet and caring.
Person1: Do you know Austin?
Person2: Oh yeah that adorbs baseball player. If you ever have him, don’t let him go.
by kanye_enthusiast March 28, 2022
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Austin

Someone who talks in a funny accent and wears boots EVERYWHERE he goes
Boy:did you see Austin?
Girl:Yeah He was really cute
by Austin’s friend May 2, 2022
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Austin

A faggot who hunts duck and is a redneck fuck.
by Potatoboi2847 May 11, 2018
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Austin

A guy who doesn't listen to you when you give him real advice. He tends to go the way he wants to with his choices rather than whats best. May cheat on you so beware!
Did you hear that Austin cheated AGAIN?
by TheAudacityYouHave February 28, 2022
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Austin

A big dickhead who usually doesn’t give a shit about any body but his self
That big dick over there is fucking my mom Austin get you lazy fat ass over here
by Ahhhhhhhthatsthespot April 21, 2020
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Austin Dyer Special

The act of searching for a naked blonde-haired, blue eyed, 5'4 male, when you find one that fits the description, you stare at him until they walk towards you to signal that they are about to ejaculate. When he is on the edge of ejaculating, do the Muhammed Ali shuffle and say, "The Eye of Cthulhu is approaching!" and you pull out your eyeballs and shove them up his anal cavity.
"I heard Wendy's is serving the Austin Dyer Special for $5."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."
by BangalangMan February 14, 2025
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