Al Haziqin Muhajiddin

A religious teaching by a person named Haziq that is kinda bullshit but also kinda funny and inspirational.

Person 1: I feel like my life has lost meaning.

Person 2: Have you tried seeking guidance from ajaran Al Haziqin Muhajiddin? It has helped me through tough times bro.

Person 1: You know that guidance is bullshit, asal kau bahagia lah..

by Blue Mountain King August 15, 2025

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Freak Al yankalot

When you jack off in someone's face while singing the 1988 parody song "fat" by Weird al yankovic (describing your member) and finishing preferably on the "YOU KNOW IM FAT" part.

Imma try Freak Al Yankalot with my partner tonight

by Diddles sparkle September 4, 2025

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al madina islamic academy

its an ok school but beware of the donkeyfucker that roams year 11, hes been put into the regular school population, keep your pets safe

yahya: u go al madina islamic academy
farah: ye but theres some guy tryna touch my pet animals mad

by reconnaizzance September 11, 2025

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AL-MANU'EL II

Member of the Deukalyptus 010 D gang. He handle the money n shi. He also b shooting type shi. He the man who got the most opps in the gang fr. Ain't no messing wit him.

Damn, I think AL-MANU'EL II put me on they opps list

by APSDEUKALYPTUS January 23, 2025

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