Jizz Thing

A Jizz thing is somebody who bathes in jizz - normally they gather in packs and avoid revealing they are Jizz things' to make themselves feel less weird about their obsession.

I'm all for a bit of fun but those Jizz things take it too far - tis a dirty habit!

by Bendy dick scrumple sack January 12, 2021

German Things

When a girl tells you she wants to do German Things; You should fill up before your date, as it involves poop play

Slutty Quagmire :Big Pete, Help!
She wants to German Things, GERMAN THINGS!
Big Pete: What? No! He hasn't eaten anything in days! It's not going to work!

by Quagmire Apprentice December 12, 2024

commit lethal thing

Say it to ur mom I know she will love it!

Little Timmy: commit lethal thing
Mom: that is good advice I will commit lethal thing.

by NotTuch August 15, 2022

A thing

It is a thing that has lots of things because it is a thing

“Give me a thing” (which could mean anything)

by Hello guys I am dictionary July 23, 2021

a fly thing

When some dumb shit can't remember what a fly is called. They've just said it but they're not quite sure if it's correct.

Ben -OMG my mum just killed a fly thing with an electric bat thing

by Bethisabossassbitch September 24, 2015

Had Better Things To Do

Not invited.

Paul claims he “had better things to do” but in reality that weird motherfucker just was not invited.

by WolfgangMozart June 5, 2021

things that aren't shorter if you say the acronym

Acronyms which are made up by random people because they are not socially adept.

Person 1: Hey, wybtpsfmt?
Person 2: What does that mean.
Person 1: Would you buy that purple sweater for me tomorrow?
Person 2: Wow, that is one of the many things that aren't shorter if you say the acronym

by ishouldfinishmyhomework August 30, 2016