Matt Brumley

Good dude

When Matt Brumley shows up, it's time to work

by Matt Brumley January 21, 2023

Matt

A Matt is the best dad you can get. They love being sarcastic and making jokes. They are very smart and hard working. As a kid the are very athletic. They give good advice. They are usually short.

Oh, Matt is such a cool dad

by NF finatic February 6, 2021

Matt

Under intense pressures, he cannot get an erection, multiple people think he is homosexual, and he loves street racing and drinking buzz balls

Is that Matt, why can he get a boner

by FortniteBalls68 March 21, 2022

Matt

Matt is the gayest twink ever, even tho he denies it and has had girlfriends in the past, everyone knows he's just hiding from the truth. We see you Matt. We know you're hiding, it's ok, come out of the closet Matt. We're waiting for you.

Dya see that twink over there?

Ya dude, but he keeps saying he's straight.

Fuck, he's such a Matt

by BigDickDickingson March 20, 2023

Matt Dp

A substitute for words like stupid bitch and retard

Your such a matt dp

by Matt DiPietros missing penis July 31, 2016

Matt

Matt fux

Yo matty fux

by Jjhawx November 22, 2021

Matt

A guy who says dating is like an interview, you have to make yourself sound better than you are.

A guy who says he's an introvert but spends his evenings yelling at friends online.

A guy who says he stopped investing in the relationship 2 years ago but still got her pregnant.

You're being a real Matt right now, some might call you a coward.

by 5556dan July 28, 2019