Giraffe goose

A retarded way of saying swan

Is that a goose or a swan? Nah bro it's a giraffe goose.

by The real moe November 9, 2020

Goose

A white: car, truck or suv.

Lemme get the keys to the goose!

by Coot225 November 6, 2020

dusty goose

Farting while being goosed. A combination of "gooseing" (an uninvited finger up one's ass) and "crop dusting" (farting while walking ahead of others.)

He retaliated to her unwanted advances by giving her a Dusty Goose.

by Plinytheelder August 8, 2021

goosing

The act of ejaculating after a jelq session.

I goosed like crazy yesterday. Shooting ropes is my favorite end to a jelq session.

Them: what do you enjoy doing after a long jelq sesh?
Me: Goosing has become my new favorite jelq conclusion.

by jelqmastergyattgod May 13, 2024

Goosed It

To fuck something up

“Dave just painted this wall the wrong colour”
“Oh mate he’s Goosed It”

by Hawko74 July 8, 2020

Goosed

When you are so high, that you can’t remember if you just hit the bong or not; so you just hit it again.

Ralphio- Shit man... I just goosed the hell out of that bong!

Kyle- No shit dude, it was my turn.

by KristaBrooks January 7, 2021

Goose

An incredibly attractive and fun male.

He was such a goose like I need that.

by hsnyder September 26, 2021