Little German Chocolate Hole

When you stick an almondjoy in your partner’s asshole and fuck it until it melts, then nut in it and siphon it out with a hershey’s squirt bottle (creating ganassche) and use it to glaze a chocolate cake.

“Yesterday was my whore sister Cindy’s birthday, so I fucked her ass with an almondjoy and made sure she got her little german chocolate hole.”

by Herpderpity May 12, 2025

German main

A blind person playing the popular war game "war thunder" and playing the german tech tree

P1: Look there's an enemy
German main: No I don't see anything
German main: *gets shot and killed by a t34-85 shell*

by Warthunderer April 3, 2024

german picketfencer

then when a group of guys go into a washing maching and start fucking each other while it is running and they get a ton of water up their asses

i went out with the homies and we did a german picketfencer

by skibiditoiletamongussussyballs April 14, 2024

German Fulcrum

Originating from Christian night clubs in Berlin, the German Fulcrum is an intimate act where two Christians (afraid to break premarital sex laws) get on either side of a mattress and bounce up and down.

"Hans and Frances did the German Fulcrum last night."

by WD Wilfred May 8, 2024

German Blunder

This is a Connect-4 move which involves the other player forgetting how to play the game and letting you stack 4 tokens on top of each other.

"How did I win with a german blunder" - (Optimal) Player
"How did I let them get a german blunder" - Other (Sub-Optimal) Player

by Jyenormous May 20, 2024

National Bully the German day

May 24th is bully a German day it is the day where you can bully any German person without retaliation aka they just have to taste it

Jimmy:haha you fucking kraut
German guy: Hey, das ist nicht schön
Jimmy:it’s may 24th national bully the German day so you just have to take it

by Icenineschills May 24, 2024

Proto-Germanic

The last intelligible stage of the Germanic Languages like English, German, Dutch, Swedish, Icelandic, Gothic etc. Tough this language is not directly attested, it has been reconstructed using the comparative method, searching for common grammar and speech among a given language group. Proto-Germanic itself is a descendant of earlier Proto-Indo-European.

The Proto-Germanic term for "sun" is "*sunnǭ"

by Antyr February 26, 2024