Ducking and diving

Living by your wits

See Wide Boy for an example of someone who is expert and ducking and diving.

by Angus Brut June 29, 2010

just duck it

a theory that when all other accesories fail, and there is nothing you can do about it, accesorise with duct tape!

originated from the saying "Just F*ck It"

the term "Just Duck It" is currently used by an awesome duct tape company... <3

My hair's a mess today... What should I do?
JUST DUCK IT!
I don't know what to wear today... What should I do?
JUST DUCK IT!
I haven't decided what to give my mother for Mother's day... What should I do?
JUST DUCK IT!

by Yellow Angry Bird May 20, 2011

Trash Duck

strange wild duck that lives in urban environment and feeds off of bread and garbage, known to hang out in parks and have ugly red face with white and black feathers. Also known as a Muscovy Duck.

mommy why does that duck look like a sick chicken?
it's a trash duck, honey.

by vinbasshred April 3, 2011

Duck Oven

The effect created when farting inside hip waders, which are commonly used during duck hunting. A takeoff of the phrase dutch oven (to fart under covers and then pull the covers over your or someone elses head), the duck oven is contained inside waterproof waders, slowly releasing itself to almost no one but the wearer. However, when the waders are removed, the effect is shared and rather potent if there have been multiple duck ovens created.

After a hunter's breakfast of coffee and beef jerky, Cecil watched for mallards and silently enjoyed his duck oven.

by zhakespeare October 4, 2009

Duck Dumplin

A form of dry-sex that is done in the doggy style position. Usually done in the nude, no penetration is done while performing the Duck Dumplin.

I just got done doing the Duck Dumplin.

by The Panamanian Crookster04 February 5, 2010

duck munch

a person who sucks ducks dick

marcus why are u a duck munch

by pc dude,luke dog, and marco January 29, 2010

Platapus Ducking

When someone licks or tosses the salad of someone engaged in kangaroo balling or wallaby balling. This is done to lubricate the exit of the testicles.

Jon platypus ducked Ben and Raymond, when they were wallaby balling.

by Will Benson February 23, 2004