Kabuki Shit-slide

When something goes so horribly wrong, that you feel like you're being dragged through a slip and slide covered in a Japanese woman's diarrhoea

When those girls kept laughing at me, it felt like a Kabuki Shit-slide

by SPART323 May 6, 2024

Wisconsin Slip-n-Slide

A variation of tit-fucking where cheddar mac and cheese is used in place of other lubricant.

My girl woke me up at 4am with a Wisconsin Slip-n-Slide in all it's cheesy goodness.

by Thevkng October 2, 2021

slide like bees

To “slide like bees” means get going somewhere, or even calling someone over to you. Although confusing because bees can’t slide ...

“Yo Jon Boy slide like bees, there’s clients on the phone wanting drugs!”
“Bet, I’m gonna slide like bees boiiiiiii”

by NoahGDog5 May 2, 2018

Slide

To hang out with friends or familiar acquaintances; another word for "chill".

Pronounced: Sh-lide

We're going to slide at Stacey's house because she has a pool.
Come slide at my house.

by z.ubi.n March 3, 2022

Hot Slide

Hot chicks mud wrestling... but surrounded by dude's providing them with fresh post-taco bell diarrhea for a nice hot, mud wrestling session.

Damn dude... that hot slide last night makes me want to go eat some more taco bell!

by HotSlide May 9, 2021

Yellow Slip-N-Slide

When you're cleaning up the Dragon Dick aftermath and you fall, causing you to slide across the bathroom floor in a similar fashion to a slip-n-slide. Can lead to bodily harm but in the funny way.

1: Oh fuck dude what happened to your eye?

2: I was cleaning up after my Dragon Dick and I rode a Yellow Slip-N-Slide straight into the toilet

1: Ha! Fucking dumbass

by a_lax_account June 17, 2018

Shepherd's Slide

The act of having sex with a very hairy woman.

She hadn't shaved in months, but I went ahead and did the Shepherd's slide.

by Prough91 April 19, 2011