Rusty Skiff

When one leaves their boner out exposed to the elements for too long causing corrosion of the penis.

Josh: Hey, Ryan your boner has been out for a while now.

Ryan: So?

Josh: well you better unload soon or you might get a rusty skiff.

by Poopstain2000 October 23, 2012

rusty lopez

while master bating with an oxidized iron pipe insert pinky into anal cavity and smear fecal matter across upper lip.

i walked into my BEQ and my roomate was giving himself a rusty lopez....so i joined him

by trent malibu July 29, 2012

Rusty BuZZkiLLaR

The act of performing an "Arabian Hot Pocket" followed by a "Rusty Burrito" and finishing up with a "Golden Shower". Totally killing the buzz of any sexual gratification.

1. Defecate into a condom and use it on the female as a dildo. (Arabian Hot Pocket)

2. Place the contents of the condom into the woman's menstruating vagina.

3. Initiate intercourse with the woman and ejaculate inside of her.

4. Immediately after ejaculation, give the woman oral sex until she orgasms.

5. After her orgasm, urinate on her face and tell her to clean up.

I told your girlfriend if she speaks out of turn again I'll give her the Rusty BuZZkiLLaR! If she talks back I'll follow it up with a Portuguese Bow Tie!

by Purple Reilly January 1, 2010

rusty radiator

When your tenants hang wet clothes in the house and cause a rusty radiator.

My stupid tenants did not dry the clothes in the garden and caused a rusty radiator

by Angered landlord July 17, 2020

rusty hotdog

When you and your girl do anal without proper preparation and on the pullout there's poop left over on your dick.

Man, me and my girl tried anal the other day and she gave me a rusty hotdog.

by WrinkleWinkieTwinklez March 10, 2017

Rusty Shower

The act of pissing in someones anus wile giving anle sex then the pitcher pulls out having the catcher fart and spray the pitcher with a rusty looking discharge.

I pissed while fucking him in the ass then he hit me with a rusty shower

rusty shower

by Big D's party July 1, 2016

A Rusty Venture

A sexual act when a man fucks a girl in the ass and gets shit all over a dick. When the man is close to cumming he pulls out, jacks off on their chest, and then licks it off.

"Last night I gave A Rusty Venture to Sherri". "Dude, you are nasty".

by Commanderjoker November 25, 2010