slurry sliding

a euphemism for committing suicide via laying in the snow stark naked and dying from hypothermia

yeah, I used to think about slurry sliding a lot when I lived in the mountains, not so much anymore now that I live in the sun

by funnywords8346 July 31, 2023

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Slided

Slided (verb sl-hi-de)
Slided describes the action of having no IQ whatsoever. Provided by a great philosopher and mathematician from the XIV century, Henry.

Hey 5Q_Q5 , we know you slided yesterday.
Ref please don't card me, I slided accidentally.

by Walakin December 2, 2019

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Turtle Slides

When somebody takes a shit in a toilet and after they flush, streaks are left down the inside of the bowl that look similar to the streaks left in mud next to a pond that turtles slide into.

"Dude, what the hell did you eat? A whole pound of cheese?"
"What? Why?"
"You left some wicked bad turtle slides in the toilet."

by TechnoShamanInflux June 17, 2018

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When a man pumps a slip n slide with lube instead of water and a woman sits at the opposite end of the slip n slide with her legs open. The man then runs, jumps onto the slip n slide, and tries to do the coolest pose he can as he slides down the slip n slide. He slides all the way to the end, using his speed and force to penetrate the woman at the end.

Brad: Justin, why are you so oily?
Justin: Me and my girlfriend did a reverse slip n slide. I did a handstand all the way down and slipped right inside!

by wherearemyparents April 14, 2020

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Martindale-slide

While in prone position, with full penis insertion, rotate 180° without removing penis so male's head is near female feet and so on. Continue pounding until female creates banshee squeal from pleasure. Flip 180° as often as desired.

Bro, did you tap it last night?

I didn't just tap it, I put the martindale-slide on her!
Daaaaamn yo!

by youknowwhothefuckthisis May 26, 2018

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