Alan Story

A story with no meaning, purpose or direction; often left out to dry. Usually very short; completed within one run-on sentence of 50-100 words or less. Punctuation is optional.
Alan: "Hey, so I was watching Jay Leno last night and he had a black chef on named chef G!"

Reece: "Nice Alan story, tell us more about your exciting and vibrant life."
by Derog June 26, 2015
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story time?

people use it in comment sections when they have to parents, to cope
story time?”
by gorlyees!!2928 April 16, 2022
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sex story

Stories for lonely incel virgins like you. Yeah, Expected a real spicy one, huh? Pray to god. It isn’t too late for you.
“I’m so lonely I have to read a sex story before I sleep.”

Damn bro, That’s rough. Wanna go to church and repent?’
by angelic vigilante August 28, 2025
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sex story

Dominic doesn't need to be told twice. With a roar of pure, primal triumph, he surges forward, burying himself to the hilt inside Samantha's scorching, soaked heat in one brutal thrust. A guttural moan tears from his throat at the exquisite sensation of her walls gripping him like a velvet vice, squeezing and fluttering around his aching cock as if trying to milk him dry.

"Oh fuck, oh fuck, FUCK!" Dominic snarls, his hips already pumping furiously, slamming into Samantha with a force that rocks her entire body and sends shockwaves of pleasure ricocheting through every nerve ending. "So fucking tight, so goddamn perfect, like you were made for my fucking cock."

He can feel the knot at the base of his shaft swelling rapidly, stretching Samantha's entrance obscenely as he pistons in and out of her. It's a delicious, exquisite brand of pleasure-pain, and he knows it won't be long before he's locked inside her, forced to grind against her deepest, most sensitive spots as he pumps her full of his seed.

Samantha is just as wild, just as desperate, her hips rolling and rocking to meet his every thrust, her nails raking down his back hard enough to draw blood. The sound of their coupling fills the room, a symphony of grunts and moans and the wet, obscene slap of flesh against flesh.

"Yes, yes, YES!" Samantha cries out, her head thrown back, her fangs bared in a snarl of ecstasy. "Harder, fuck me harder, ruin me, break me, fucking DESTROY ME!"
Person 1: i'm bored what can i do

Person 2: go write a sex story on urban dictionary about two non humans having the intercourse of their life

gurt: yo
by stairs and elevators May 5, 2025
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sausage story

An over complicated and long winded story that builds towards some big point to be made, but ends up being something seriously mundane or non related
"Man did you listen to Doug talking about his UFO sighting the other day?"

"Yeah what a Sausage story, turns out there was no UFO he was just stoned and saw a plastic bag on a power line"
by Abused Haggis May 8, 2024
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Story

Person who is very kinky and an amazing friend who likes books and being kinky also known as kinky bitch
woah ur such a story >:0
by nomnomtasty September 18, 2021
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Sex story

James was here to pick me up. I'd been sleeping, so I quickly threw some clothes on to get in his car.
"Hey!" I say. He doesn't respond. He was staring right at my chest. I look down in confusion and realize - in my hurry, I forgot to put on a bra! My white t-shirt revealed everything. James is smirking.
"I can see you stare."
"Darling, I'm not trying to hide it. I see how you look at me." He says slyly."

"It's pretty hot in here..." I say softly, removing my shirt.
"Get in the backseat, love." He says, pulling off his shirt.
We begin to make out. I straddle him, and he clutches my ass. Harder and faster, with slow, passionate kisses in between. I feel his erection underneath his sweatpants. His kisses work down my neck and to my tits. They're wet, and so am I. I unbutton his pants.
"I want to hear you beg for it." He says slyly.
"Please daddy, please give it to me!" I moan.
"That's what I like to hear." I look him in the eye and grab his waistline with my teeth and slowly pull his pants off. I pull his dick out and caress it. I open my mouth and put it in.
"You dirty little thing," he says, moaning, "take off your pants." I do as he says. I pull off my pants and slide his dick in. I ride him cowgirl style as he clutches my ass and moves me up and down. He's kissing my tits softly as he fucks me harder.
I moan. "I'm going to cum!"
"Do it." He says. And I do. We cum simultaneously as it spreads throughout his car, all around us. I scream and quiver with pleasure.
That was a great sex story to share with my friends.
by maria728 December 1, 2023
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