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sea squarey

In the Royal Australian Navy, a Sea Squarey is referred to as another member of the ship that an individual is "squaring away", which in laymans terms means to involve in carnal knowledge, in the roughest possible sense.
Did you hear that Nato just got charged for pumping his Sea Squarey in the ship's laundry? It was a massacre of sweat and screaming.
sea squarey by Big Willy1207 September 15, 2016

Spongebob Squarepants 

A children's anime about a slice of swiss cheese, a mentally retarded (possibly psychotic) starfish, a squid with a dick as a nose, a sexually transmitted disease, and a typical American.
Me: You wanna watch Spongebob Squarepants?
You: No, it became shit.
Me: Fuck you then.

bang a square

To smoke a cigarette.
I'm going to bang a square.
bang a square by Sonic b November 8, 2013

back to square 1 

you start the first high of many to go
kid wakes up with friend starts smoking...

kid1:damnnn im fuckin blown

kid2:ahhh mee too..back to square 1!
back to square 1 by killac_23 March 16, 2009

squarejohn

n. a lame-o, or. someone who displays no signs of hipness or sense of adventure whatsoever; a person who is overtly conservative, often likely to be a narc; a gaynal
Why did you ask Jason to party with us tonight? He is such a squarejohn; I heard he ratted out Phil for having a dimebag in school.
squarejohn by Lord Gaynal September 26, 2006

squarehead 

(n.) One whos head has corners. Typically overuses the word 'cunt', and has little humour.
You cunt, get me my cunting coffee.

Stfu squarehead. See ☺
squarehead by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004