In the Royal Australian Navy, a Sea Squarey is referred to as another member of the ship that an individual is "squaring away", which in laymans terms means to involve in carnal knowledge, in the roughest possible sense.
Did you hear that Nato just got charged for pumping his Sea Squarey in the ship's laundry? It was a massacre of sweat and screaming.
A children's anime about a slice of swiss cheese, a mentally retarded (possibly psychotic) starfish, a squid with a dick as a nose, a sexually transmitted disease, and a typical American.
Me: You wannawatchSpongebob Squarepants?
You: No, it became shit.
Me: Fuck you then.
n. a lame-o, or. someone who displays no signs of hipness or sense of adventure whatsoever; a person who is overtly conservative, often likely to be a narc; a gaynal
Why did you ask Jason to party with us tonight? He is such a squarejohn; I heard he ratted out Phil for having a dimebag in school.