11th September

Happy Skyscrapers and Planes Day!

- Is it the 11th September tomorrow?
- Yes and don't forget to bring your plane to the World Trade Centre like all other normal people.

by Anamericano0070071234 December 28, 2022

September 22nd

National Rose Day! Go up to someone and give them roses.

Hey! It's September 22nd. Here are some roses!

by btsarmyforlife654321 June 11, 2022

September 22nd

The day when Michelle temple was born

AKA the greatest person alive

Person 1: today is September 22nd
Person 2: so

Person 1: it’s Michelle’s birthday

by Michelle :);) December 2, 2020

September 28th

National Dumb Blonde Day

The dumbest most lesbian blondes were born September 28th, so they all celebrate their stupidity and annoyance on this day.. They think they’re smart and athletic but they are blonde so they aren’t either.

by haldowntome October 20, 2019

Stop simping September

Every September, you have to stop simping.

Boy 1: Omg I just gifted 50 subs to Pokimane
Boy 2: Dude why would you do that, it’s stop simping September

by leehoolia August 28, 2020

september 24 birthday

People with birthdays on September 24 are bad bitches and don’t care what anyone think. They are also super cool and nice and easy to be friends with. And don’t forget, they will always be there for anyone

Omg Selena sooo has a september 24 birthday! Look at her!

by Bad b🤧 October 16, 2019

Stop Squirting September

September is the month that females must not squirt at all. Like No Nut November but for girls

I’m participating in Stop Squirting September

by USOAv6 November 1, 2018