Sea Salting

When your roommate goons on the toilet seat and you gotta scrape it up after it dries

Man my roommate got me sea salting the bathroom every day this week, kinda pissing me off

by babyturtle69 February 19, 2025

sea monster

Bulls penis. A heifer poker. Also see Sea Monkey.

Look at the size of his sea monster.

by justforfunreallys October 15, 2009

Red Sea Wee

When a stray pubic hair crosses over a man’s urethra causing the stream of urine that's coming out to be divided in two.

The name originates from the parting of the Red Sea in the Bible.

Wife: Why is there piss all over the bathroom floor?
Husband: Sorry Love, It seems I had a Red Sea Wee.
Wife: Yeah, well get moppin’ Moses.

by Rex Durkin August 8, 2020

Sea skunk

When you're on a cruise ship and you either step out onto the balcony or walk in the hallways of the state rooms and you get sucker punched with the smell of pungent weed.

We were walking around the cruise this morning, and we got a good whiff of sea skunk.

by scrumpusbaggy November 3, 2018

bop you in the nose with a sea urchin

A popular word used in the North of Dublin to explain the act of hitting someone in the face out of anger

"SHUP YOU RAH OR I'LL BOP YOU IN THE NOSE WITH A SEA URCHIN" said Anto

by LIL MARCO December 1, 2016

Serengeti sea slammer

Surprising your partner by jumping out of the front hall closet with a bucket of sea water, completely soaking them, and mounting them like the ferocious predator you are. For bonus points, make sure the front door stays open so your dominance is properly known.

My wife came home late from work the other day, so I caught her with a quick Serengeti sea slammer that caught the whole neighborhood off guard.

by BiiggDawwwgg July 24, 2025

Sea birds

A white girl who likes to fuck Hispanic guys

Did you see and nice sea birds at the bar

by Urban Dick 445 January 26, 2022