Sea Tard

A boat operator who is clueless to the rules on safe boating. An inebriated boat captain who puts his crew and boaters around him in peril.

Look at that Sea Tard. He's going to swamp those kayakers.

by Blumpkin'd January 13, 2021

vomit of the sea

derogatory towards Saudi people from non-desert origins. tribal citizens originating from oil-rich families use this to discriminate against others from hijaz that originally lived in the Ottoman empire. because most hijazis come from across the red sea, they are its "vomit."

used in schools, government workplaces, and in street road rages. used especially by princes and other privilages pieces of shit.
other versions: townsman or simply vomit.

"wait! you've never fucked your goat? you must be vomit of the sea!"
"you're telling me you're not selling your daughter? fucking vomit of the sea."
"dude, why is your wife and daughters not in a cage? this is some serious vomit attitude."

by urbandsub111 January 22, 2021

Jizzing on the Sea Surface

When something is so hot, your semen spills everywhere onto the sea surface.

Oh man thats so orgasmic! i’m jizzing on the sea surface

by AmazingJuniorBros February 5, 2021

Sea Dingo

When you expect a normal scenario outcome but you find it to be the lesser of odds which is an improvement for sure.

Also, an unusual autocorrect text sent by an individual that had consumed too much Jager at around 3pm on a Monday.

I thought today's weather was going to suck, but it was straight sea dingo.

I'm finna have myself a sea dingo shift at work!

by Artist-n-Client March 9, 2021

Sea of lettuce

Sea of lettuce is shit

-Hey I like sea of lettuce
-Nah

by creasers2020 March 14, 2021

Sea cat

A word describing an island filled with rich people and magical rapists.

Joe really read sea cat with Steam sprites

by Euphrynichus Amanica March 22, 2021

Mayberry by the sea

There's no such place, oceanfront property is too expensive to be anywhere near Mayberry. You also don't see the time and temperature displayed outside the bank in a coastal California coastal city like you would in Mayberry. San Diego isn't New York or Tokyo, but it isn't Mayberry either.

Mayberry by the sea wouldn't be in California if there was such a place. California is nothing like Mayberry. Back in the late 1930s it might have been more like Mayberry than it is now, but not today. Really though, nowhere west of Oklahoma is much like Mayberry, it's a different world.

by Solid Mantis March 23, 2021