Sandal Surfing

The deliberate and intricate act of walking through a public shower with sandals on, taking care so as not to let any water get on your sandals/feet. Such water may contain other's urine, fecies, dead skin cells, pubes, blood and semen, just to name the basics.

Jorge: Did you see that pube hair ball in the middle of the gym shower?

Bailey: Yeah, that was f*cking gross, I was sandal surfing the whole time.

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by AtheosAeternus March 7, 2016

Sand Paper

Sand paper is what you get from skinning a middle eastern person.

"I'm gonna sell sand paper on the black market", said Pat with a laugh.

by apocacockfuckmyass October 7, 2016

Sadoems

Terrifyingly depressing poem's you write while listening to Sam Smith on Spotify

"Sorry I can't go to school. I have to write some Sadoems. I am working on one called Loss."

by raccoongirll October 6, 2016

sand wank

When a male pleasure's oneself by using sandpaper between their palms and member.

"Jimmy did a sand wank as she wanted to know what a 90 year old lady would feel like during sex"

by GollumBoy September 10, 2016

sand

To slowly and sensually rub sand over the body of another. Eg, a coworker.

You can sand me, Stanislav.

by Good_Zippie August 28, 2016

Sand digger

Someone who is aroused upon finding out that someone has a shore house.

Gold diggers are attracted to money. Sand diggers find your proximity to the beach extremely sexy.

by poseidonsbottombitch August 7, 2016

Sand

The stuff at the beach that gets all over your damn feet. Is a combination of the word sea and land.

Carl noticed that he had sand all over his damn feet again.

by B4ID May 13, 2016