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Ultra Mega Gorilla Ripped

Being so high, that you cannot move, speak, think or process anything that is going on. Gorilla meaning big or maximum.
Dude that blunt was so dank, I'm ultra mega gorilla ripped.
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Nigger rip

To obtain a fairly decent and smokable cigarette and then sparking up with said cigarette.
Paul:Hey look at the ciggarette on the ground.

Noah:We should totally nigger rip that cig so we can look hXc for the ladys!
by Stoner123 August 8, 2008
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Ripped him a second asshole

This can also be ripped her a second asshole. Originally this phrase meant to attack someone with vicious and overwhelming brutality but, over time the meaning changed to become to reprimand someone so totally and effectively that it effectively destroyed them. If you have ripped him (or her) a second asshole you have administered the ultimate put down.
Jay, you know that wanker Malcolm ruined the design for the new website? Well the boss called him into his office and ten minutes later Malcolm came out, he was pale and shaking and I think he'd pissed himself! The boss sure ripped him a second asshole and on top of that he got potted!
by Croatalin December 1, 2013
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Rip my dick off

A term describing when you are so mad you are going to rage quit. (Usually used in gaming).
(Someone just RDM'd you)

"Fuc*! I'm going to rip my dick off!!
by Nitro Blaster May 19, 2014
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right off the rip bro

Right from the beginning
I just scored another point right off the rip bro. I am King of foos ball.
by Thm4754574 June 5, 2016
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Ripped me a new one

literally: to rip a new asshole
figuratively: the beat the shit out of somebody
steve jobs really ripped me a new one when i showed him my latest design
by supersa November 12, 2006
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rip you a new one

it's like tear you a new one, that is to kick someone's ass and threaten to rip/tear him a new asshole
If you don't stop harassing me i'll rip you a new one!
by Beggi April 29, 2007
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