readabetes

Someone who can’t fucking read or spell to save their left testicle

Oliver has fucking readabetes

by Let me hear you say titwank April 7, 2024

readytolosenow

big dick energy

damn, did you see readytolosenow at the latest regional? He crushed it!

by beepbeer May 20, 2024

reading

when you fuck a book
and you start cumming in it and pages dissolve

and then you proceed to blow up a plane while a rusty chevrolet is driving on the ground on fire

jhon: was jeffery reading
jeffery: I was driving a plane to blow it up

by john6969696420420420 November 30, 2024

Ready for the House Syndrome

When every song on an album sounds exactly the same (making the album repetitive). Named after Jandek's 1978 album, "Ready for the House", because every song the album uses the same weird/repetitive notes.

This album might have Ready for the House Syndrome, every song strangely sounds the same.

by 1000sandwiches December 8, 2024

Reading your own desires

Into the text.

Hym Iam "Still just reading your own desires into the text. The reality of what that was is actually pretty cool. I would explain it to you here but it would waste the opportunity for a more grandiose exposition dump later down the line. And it's a good one."

by Hym Iam January 19, 2026

ready

available money; cash.

Ready: To have enough money or resources to do something, often used in the context of having cash on hand.

Origin: The term "ready" in this context is a colloquialism, likely stemming from the need for quick, accessible funds. It emphasizes the immediate availability of money for spending.

Examples:

* "I need to get some ready for the weekend trip."
* "Before we go out, let's make sure we have enough ready for dinner."
* "He didn't have much ready, so he couldn't buy the game."

by Arminkshipper March 21, 2026

Readul

some dumbfuck who cant pull a girl whos clearly interested in him. theyre usually funny but can get beaten up for stupid jokes. usually afraid of stupid things. really loyal to people he likes. gets along with people well. sometimes (most of the time) gay

A: man will he ever ask kk out??
b: no lmao he's a readul

by playpendictionary February 13, 2025