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River Stan

Kids who Stan a gay pizza.
“Those dang river stand ate my organs.”
by River Stan June 5, 2022
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The peeing river snort

When a female is upside and she pisses it goes down her body and snorts it
I told my friend if we should try The peeing river snort and it’s not bad
by vdeaDreamv January 8, 2021
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River helmet

Tha axt of giving oral sex while floating down the river.
While floating down the river my wife gave me an amazing river helmet.
by Cinnamon N Spice July 30, 2023
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Piss Me A River

A phrase used when someone complains too much and doesn't know how to be quiet. Better vesion of "Cry Me A River".
A- I want to go home! Please can we go home

B- No

A- Please

B- Oh Piss Me A River! I dont care, be quiet!
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River Office

Corporate department with little to no regard for the well-being of their employees, who come and go quickly because of this. It stops being considered a River Office as soon as an employee lasts for longer than 1 month working there.
Tyrone: Damn, every time i go to Gamestop©️ they have an entirely new roster of employees

Jaquanda: Well I heard the boss beats them up on a daily basis and never actually pays salaries. No wonder it is a River Office
by Cajerardo April 7, 2021
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Crooked River Ranch

A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!
by Wakner03 December 5, 2021
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River Gypsy

A river gypsy is a person who lives on a canal boat or another kind of live-on boat.
Emma: OH did you hear about Sean?

Kirsty: Yeah! He's gone full river gypsy, divorced his wife and sold all his clothes and only wears a sock to cover his bits when he goes PoGo hunting.
by Pogoextreme August 19, 2022
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