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A Class Wanker

The biggest wanker out there, pure peanut, he goes fishing with his mates who don’t like him. His wife has a face pumped with Botox and he says “boys trip” on his Facebook posts
Willy: You remember peanut?

Peter: Who?

Willy: Peanut

Peter: Awwww isn’t he that bloke who had no mates in school and now hangs out with his “mates” from grammar 8 years younger than him?

Willy: Yeah that guy, wonder how he’s going now

Peter: Mate that guy is the biggest A Class Wanker

Peter: Hahah what a dropkick he was aye
by Spuddy Bruv January 5, 2024
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social class

IDK what I'm supposed to do all day in it!
by LittleGayBoi69 December 20, 2018
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Master-class

When someone has just done very well to accomplish something.
Jamie had a "Master-class" in Among Us yesterday.
by 8nahQ January 9, 2025
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The Class Clown of Lafayette College

A student at Lafayette College in Easton, PA who makes others' laugh not just in social settings, but also in classroom/academic settings. There has recently been an increase in such students that a title was created for them: The Class Clown of Lafayette College.
If you would like to laugh while in college, go to Lafayette. It is known for numerous students who fit the description of being the Class Clown of Lafayette College!
by Leopards14 February 11, 2025
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ham class

An obese person booking two seats in econony class on a plane travels ham class.
When it's time for obese people to board a plane, the gate agent says "Now boarding ham class".
by ReyVenge May 28, 2024
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Class-hole

A stereotypical home improvement store customer who often drives a big truck that looks like a pile of dirty shit and takes the designated “Contractor Pro” parking spaces serious enough to leave a note explaining why your rich and entitled Tesla driving ass shouldn’t be parking in his spot. But it’s not really about the parking spot in a Class-holes small mind. He’s envious and regrets his choices made in his miserable life.
Aaron: Hey Brad... Some guy just left a note on my car criticizing my parking space choice and calling me a rich, entitled asshole.

Brad: Wtf man! He’s just jealous of the type of car you drive which he couldn’t afford. What a real Class-hole!
by SirWinston February 15, 2021
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class boss

A student who has all of the answers and completely dominates in the course.
The class average on the exam was a 52%, but of course, the class boss earned a 101%.
by Calc64 March 19, 2023
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